Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

even though I was fathered by another man...

I want to see Texas with a guy in a big cowboy hat like mine!

I'm only not wearing the hat because of my solemn vow...

finish up them Little Debbies and get back to work.

They got the best pie in town here, Mr. Holloway.

I don't really recommend a cowboy boot for a chubby-toed customer like yourself.

You're not wearing that to dinner, are you?

Well, that sure would complete the outfit.

It's the only place in the world you can straddle the East and West pipelines.

Okay, have fun, boys.

Oh, Lord. Not now!

Mr. Thatherton, your table is ready.

'Cause at Thatherton Fuels, we're everybody's friend.

you give me a call. My name is Hank Hill.

Lord, no, Mr. Holloway! You're gonna fill up on free stuff.

All right, Bobby. Why don't you read that Sunday-school report to me...

Look, Peggy, being a salesman is a little like being an actor.

In the summer of 1953...

You might wanna call Dr. Scholl's, man, 911!