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That's where you're wrong.
Who's this, Hank? Your district sales manager?
on the occasion of the birth of his daughter, Lynda Bird.
I can always tell when a customer's ready for the close.
Well, that dang twister sucked his boots plumb off.
Will you say yes to Strickland Propane?
i haven't got my croutons yet
Well, then I'll see you over there, then.
and I MOTIVATE WITH COFFEE AND COFFEE ACCESSORIES
"I'll tell you what."
J.R., my friend Thatherton is taking me to that club...
for lewdness and conduct unbecoming a propane salesman.
Mr. Holloway came all the way from Boston.
You wanna meet the quota?
Stop time Do you
Break time's over, darling. The kitchen's backed up.
You might want to try a Birkenstock sandal.
What the heck is this?
Shut the hell up.
That's yummy. Yes, it's wonderful.
He is my daddy, Hank Hill.
And on account of they squish his toes.
I like that. I'm gonna say it while I'm here.
The man I most admire now is Col. Sanders.
You see, at Strickland, the customer comes first.
Sir...
Oh, stick a fork in me. I'm done.
Them's fighting words, J.R.
in a Mexican POW camp?
But we got some competition. M.F. Thatherton.
15 years, I promoted him 15 times, all the way to Assistant Manager.