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Would you stop that? That horn is for highway emergency use only!
Just like in The Last Picture Show!
"I'm my daddy's seed."
I'm going out on my own. Thatherton Fuels.
What, Peggy?
Say, I'm gonna call you "J.R." From now on!
But I don't want to scar the carpet.
I gotta get my facts straight, Dad!
Y'all look like that dang old Hoss Cartwright...
- Where's your cowboy boots? - I don't have cowboy boots.
while Mr. Hank Hill was in a Mexican POW Camp.
Besides, every man needs to be cut from his ball and chain, now and again.
- I'm not gonna fight you. - I'll fight you, pilgrim!
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Okay.
that you met a real Texan today, M.F. Thatherton.
I don't want your business! Not this way!
we're going to Jug Store Cowboys...
Oh stick a fork in me I'm done!
helping my boy with his Sunday-school report.
And I sell propane and propane accessories...
That's what I'm having.