Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THIS IS PITIFUL...WELL IT'S PHILLIES SEPTEMBER BASEBALL AGAIN
I'd say chance of an on time arrival is ... 80 percent
Sweet vermouth, rocks, with a twist, please.
It's just lovely.
I like to see a man of advancing years Throw caution to the wind
-I won't stay here. -You're not staying here.
It's cold every day.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?"
Watch out for that first step; it’s a doozy!
Okay. On me in three...
In San Diego...
Rita, this is Debbie and Fred Kleiser.
Well it’s Veterans Day…again
I'm having a problem. I may be having a problem.
All right, Doris. Come on.
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you.
We ate lobster.
I'd say chance of hot air balloon is ... 30 percent
Who's your perfect guy?
It's nothing. I had the tire and the jack.
It's a doozy!
Can you patch me through on that line?
Fields?
Well it's Wednesday... Again
There is no way that this winteris ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow
I’m thinking about it..
Well, no. Probably not now.
Excuse me. Where's everybody going?
You can go back to Punxsutawney...
...maybe.
It's amazing.
Is it snowing in space?
It's groundhog time.
Shoot.
Better get going to stay ahead of the weather Feels like Groundhog Day!
Come on, all the long-distance lines are down?
This country's largest lake, Chapala, is located near Guadalajara.
That's a boy! Good try.
Let's get you someplace warm.
Get out your pocketbooks, and remember it's all for charity.
It's Groundhog Day.
I want to thank you for fixing Felix's back.
I have a great body, and sometimes I go months without looking
I guess I want what everybody wants.
Come on. Come on, breathe.
She's worked here since she was 17. She wants to see Paris...
Phil! Over here!
I think... Both
Hi y’all
I never miss it.
... I swear I would love you...
He sees his shadow or not. It's nice! People like it!
I still have to put cherry syrup on the top...
Well it's Goodyear edits, again...
Flap Jacks
I believe he did.
Hry Bye
I can't wait to do this with my own children.
Did you call my friends and ask them what I like?
That's where I see myself in five years.
Oh, boy!
Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
I Bid two Bits
Aston only had 19
Eighteen Nan, Eighteen
Hey! What are you doing?
Good or bad?
It works now!
You make choices and you live with them.
I guess not.
Just stay for a while and if you like it, stay longer.
-What are the Finger Lakes? -Correct.
Let’s ask the expert
Believe it or not, I studied 19th-century French poetry.
The bidding has begun at $5.
I'll be in Punxsutawney for our country's oldest groundhog festival.
Fix your bra, honey. That's better.
-Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors? -I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.
You are not a god.
You wanna throw up here or in the car? I think … both
Chance of B4B tonight. 80% 75-80
Not bad for a quadruped.
Phil!
Too late for a martini?
What makes you special? Everybody worries.
-That's a great song. -It's not.
-Did I bring out two bags or one? -I don't know.
I have a weather prediction for you. It’s going to be hot. It’s going to be muggy. And summer is going to last the rest of your life.
That would be the Home Shopping Network.
WATCH OUT FOR TONIGHT'S VIDEO IT'S A DOOZY
...to the little lady for $339.88!
Bing again! You are sharp as a tack today!
midnight
He might be okay.
That's all right! I'll walk with you.
I just thought that was Willard Scott. I was confused.
i don't know whether i'm being sarcastic or not anymore
...and stated in groundhog-ese:
Larry, quit staring. These are excellent.
Mrs. Lancaster?
Ned Ryerson
Forty-five!
Hi! How are you?
Did you sleep well, Mr.--
How did you do that?
The National Weather Service is calling for a big blizzard thing.
Come on. It's more in the wrist than the fingers.
Thank you.
Well, everyone knows that.
-Off to see the groundhog? -I am.
You see the groundhog this morning?
I don't know. What are you dying of?
No spots.
You're incredible.
Joel Yep
It'll meet up with all this moisture out of the Gulf.
Look in the mirror and see how you look when you do that groundhog thing.
Morning! Off to see the groundhog?
But maybe later we could....
What are you doing down here?
Ballard, Bing again !
Every morning I wake up without a scratch, not a dent in the fender.
Chance of departure today, 100 percent.
Oh, no. There wouldn't be today!
Well, it's led you here.
Waiting for the groundhog baby Punxsutawney Allison
-This lake in Bolivia-- -What is Titicaca?