Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really, really close.

...freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat.

A thousand people...

Will you be checking out today, Mr. Connors?

I don’t know, Phil. Perhaps it’s that non-blizzard we were supposed to get!

You said, "Stay," so I stayed.

He must have just snapped!

Let's just do this. Then we'll talk.

WELL, IT'S FLEX FRIDAY

Substitute "The talent" with "Scandinavia goddess"

...or you can freeze to death. It's your choice.

And I ate fudge. Yuck!

MORONS! Your bus is leaving!

I like to see a man of advancing years throw caution to the wind.

I want to adopt, I want my own kids, I want to have foster kids.

Real good, Phil. Real good.

Watch out for that first step. It’s a doozy!

Chance of me not being on tonight 100 percent

I really really liked him... A lot.

When people make comments related to what you do

Thanks very much.

-Did you know he could ice sculpt? -No.

Chances of Extending Today… ???%

A giant leech got me.

Just remember, we had a beautiful day together once.

Rita, this is Nancy.

I'll give you a winter prediction.

Hello, welcome to our party.

Would you help me with my pelvic tilt?

Aston only had 19 Is that not good?

...that I hold a camera and point it at stuff.

I want lots of kids!

Still good for 25bps?

It's groundhog day... again

I owe you one, buddy.

I see an opportunity, I charge it like a bull.

Let's not spoil it, okay?

Keep the talent happy

-You never talk about work. -We have to talk.

Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist, please.

I'd say the chance of titties is... 10 percent.

I think this is one of the traits of a good producer.

What is this, some kind of one-night stand?

I stayed here for Kristen's 30th I was miserable, it was a fleabag

Not gonna live by their rules any more!

...than a long and lustrous winter.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You think I act like this because I'm egocentric?

Who else could go for some flap jacks?

Did you want to talk about Kiribati or were you just making chitchat?

Someone will see me interview a groundhog, think I have no future.

I'm giving you your money's worth. You paid top dollar for me.

Watch out for that double click It's a doozy!

Will you be checking out today?

That's my favorite drink.

When Chekhov saw the long winter...

You got that moisture on your head.

Don’t fight angry.

I'd Say The Chance Of Closure Is 80 Percent...75-80

You touched me Man

...take the big chances.

I'd Say The Chance Of Departure Is 80 Percent

I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?

Told you. Call me bronco.

Well it’s John Jenkins’ birthday …….again

We've got a perfect fire.

Works in the dress shop and makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets excited.

Don't Email Angry

She's fun. But not my kind of fun. I will be here for the 5.

Keep the Talent Happy

-Here you go, kids. Congratulations. -What is this?

Good night, Phil.

Well what if there’s no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.

Well its time to edit the homepages, again.

...we do the Groundhog together.

City Hall security right now

Well it's impeachment day... again

watch out for question 16 It's a doozy

Spirit or southwest?

Lobstermania! No Way!

Morons, Your bus is leaving

You got a problem, Larry?

I haven't seen him for 20 years.

And I have to stop him.

We hope you enjoy the festivities... -There's talk of a blizzard.

...to this tiny village in Western Pennsylvania.

I think that did it.