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I got this at Snowman City.
Sometimes I wish I had a thousand lifetimes
How does she look?
What blizzard? It's a couple of flakes
I thought we were going back.
What a hype.
Told you...
Makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets real excited
-Rita, Rita. -It's groundhog time.
No mornings, 0-reasonable amount of jello
Where would you go?
Where's the chart?
Well, it's Groundhog Day. Again.
Hey, an assassin!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Be the hat. Come on, go.
I Don't Think So, But I'll Check With The Kitchen.
Close call!
-Let's talk about it in Pittsburgh. -I'm not going back to Pittsburgh.
Are you trying to make me look like a fool?
Where's the MAMA
...and end up so completely different.
Well, it’s Thanksgiving dinner
Fun, but not my kind of fun
You're kind to strangers and children.
And there's nothing I can do about it.
He's out of his gourd.
You rat!
people like blood sausage, too. people are morons.
YEAH. Ground Control is still there
I haven't done this since I was a kid.
TFW thread had it noted as “battle damaged”.
Are any of you up for adoption?
I got to go.
It's dependency bump time.
I wish we could all live in the mountains.
75... 80
That's for making me care about you.
-Thirty-five! -Forty!
It's a million miles from where I started in college.
All this moisture from the Gulf will push off to the east in Altoona.
You speak French!
What is this, Miami Beach?
I sell insurance.
Career, love, marriage, children.
Prima donnas.
World peace
You got to want it, Rita.
Right. The blizzard!
Phil? Hey!
Let me turn it in the light.
You like your guys with prominent upper teeth?
Would you like to sit and stare at the fake fire?
Needlenose Ned. Ned the Head.
Winter, slumbering in the open air wears on his smiling face a dream of spring!
Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"
What blizzard? It's a couple of flakes.
Suit yourself.
I told you. I wake up every day.
Well Mike It’s Your Birthday..AGAIN!
Will the border open? Let’s ask the expert
-Enjoy your meal. -Thank you.
You guys are going to have fun.
I don't. I've already done it twice.
What did he die of?
That’s one I happen to agree with.
It’s the Cubs vs the Dodgers…again.
Maybe we'll get lucky. Let me give you a hand.
When its buy 3 joints get one for a penny at Verts...
What if there is no ES6? There wasn't one today.
I don't worry about anything any more
Rita, if you only had one day to live...
PEOPLE LIKE BLOOD SAUAGE, TOO. PEOPLE ARE MORONS.
He likes animals, children, and he'll change poopy diapers.
I know that's what I said.
That's an unusual problem...
The worst part is that...
I'm a dude. I'm not the dude ... I don't think
It's Groundhog Day!
It happened.
That was a pretty good day.
Next, our entertainment editor looks at sex and violence in movies.
Van won't start. Larry's working on it.
-What day is this? -It's February 2nd.
All right! Now, what am I bid for this fine specimen?
Well its Patch Tuesday.... Again....
What will that mean to us? One of these big, blue things!
So...its Monday again
Needlenose Ned! Ned the Head!
Groundhog Day. Today.
A gust of wind.
I did the whistling bellybutton trick at the talent show.
How's tomorrow for you?
Did you want to talk about Math or were you just making chit chat?
It is so good to see you! What are you doing for dinner?
Of course not. Silly me.
Not today.
Matt? Matt Moore? I thought that was you!
Me neither. It's fun!
Me during Shark Week It's still just once a year, isn't it?
And good, clean fun too.
What can he be thinking?
Nuts.
Morons. Your bus is leaving.
You said, "Stay," so I staid
I want you to know it's been a really nice day for me.
Gosh, you're an upbeat lady!
Where have you been?
I really don't know....
I don't know. Maybe it's not a curse.
I noticed that.
I just thought that was ‘Colonel’ Sanders..
Do whatever you want with them...
it's me, nick Rynerson!
No lesions.
Keep the talent happy.
Stay with us.
Drinkcember itakumaliza
Now put your little hand in mine, There ain't no hill or mountain we cant climb
Who else could go for some flapjacks right now?
I got that
Good save!
-That's how I feel! -Really?
Just put that anywhere, pal!
You don't like poetry?
Groundhog Day! Boo
It's Bogoff season...again.
How is he?
It's a bit of a deep cut ... ... but one of my favorite lines.
No, you're not.
And a doughnut.
I could never love you because you'll never love anyone but yourself.
OK campers, rise and shine and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there!
I have missed you so much.
Poveset li filu Poveset li filu
I don't know, Gus.
-That's amazing! -You don't remember me?
Don't mix beer and wine, ever!
¿FILOSOFIA INGLESA? ¡QUÉ PERDIDA DE TIEMPO!
Sometimes I think you just have to take the big chances
...six...five...