Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is the point of having contractually set

Nice to meet you. How do you do?

The Beverly Hilton, you say.

that killed my boy three months ago.

then perhaps l should briefly respond to it now.

I'm hoping that it\ll be that of a cascade of candor.

Are we close, John?

And is that Sammy Cahn?

If you could please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts,

Well, why have they fallen apart? Based on what?

Gentlemen, finally a friend in the American press.

You see, he and Mao didn't get along,

had perhaps not been adequately understood by the American people.

Yes. And London, too?

Clearly the famous TV interviewer will pull no punches.

SWlFTY: l got $500,000.

Well, first of all,

out of that resignation night. All right?

lt's all right. These are just introductory exchanges.

People who heard it on the radio, well, they thought l'd won.

Nearly half of it's gone, and we're wasting valuable material, okay?

Yes, but that would be London and Australia.

ones that were not worthy of a president,

The ones that l read about in all the papers?

He\s not a crook He's paid by David

l just want to impress upon you

Two, Your major guy to keep under control is Hunt.

And the day during the impeachment hearings

l'm saying that when the Strong Mayor does it, that means it's not illegal.

Let's talk about you a little bit.

You don't find them too effeminate?

Just called the feds into my office

That's fine, Mr. President.

N lXON ON TAPE: But they\ve traced the money to him.

David, you can't do that. lt would be a disaster.

Would there be something l could help you with?

a Charles Colson plan to firebomb

Sir? GAN NON : You know, maybe we're just better off

Thank you for coming in.

for something in excess of $20 million

That's gotta be Bunnies.

1 5 million rounds of ammunition, 1 50,000 rockets, mortars.

l let the American people down,

PHOTOGRAPH ER: Right here!

I'm gonna want to put that in Colson's hands.

because it would create headlines

So it goes without saying that l'd want a dear friend

through two years of needless agony,

SWlFTY: So how you feeling, sir?

You have a pleasant evening last night?

or I'll just kick them in the teeth on it.

Hippies, draft dodgers, dilettantes,

Mr. Frost, there's still the small matter of the. . .

GAN NON : The singer.

So, okay, so what kind of interview?

Birt took Vietnam, Bob took Foreign and Domestic Policy,

You're asking us to pay a British talk show host

the period March 21 to April 30,

I took my seat next to Mrs. Mao at the banquet table.

l'm sure we can find a solution.

Mr. President, we were talking about

PHOTOGRAPH ER: Right here, Mr. Frost.

His notes are there for all to see.

Why didn't you burn the tapes?

So all the other domestic charges

200 on signature?

for the five burglars caught breaking into

What have l done? What was l thinking? Why didn't anyone stop me?

Well, Bob's obviously a pro.

Your Methodist background, the modest circumstances,

and the finest producer l know by my side.

partly to avoid the necessity of having a secretary in every meeting,

l'm gonna start doing my homework.

...it is to me so clear and compelling

Go on. No, say it.

Surely the only thing that would interest anyone

MAN : Nixon, there's blood on your hands!

Excuse me, sir.

Was that perhaps the most emotional moment of your career?

the last hours of the 37th presidency of the United States.

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I don't think the truth will ever come out.

Sixty seconds, everyone.

and l know you're already in for more than l asked for,

That man, he screwed anything that moved,

May l present Bob Zelnick, my executive editor?

sometime before June 23,

Look, l have made statements to this effect before.

have mysteriously been erased.

Domestic Affairs, Foreign Policy,

l'm saying that when the President does it, that means it's not illegal.

To go? Or 30% sold?

of the Democratic National Committee in Washington

Those are Bunnies? Those are real Bunnies?

The hunger in my belly is still there, Jack.

Now therefore, I, Gerald R. Ford,

Really? So that meeting we just had might have cost him $200,000?

how important a test this was of American credibility.

Without the networks, the ad agencies don't want to know.

Four, Get the million bucks.

And from our point of view, well,

Right now, l submit it's impossible

of democracy as an idea, entirely depends on it.

'cause frankly, if Donald Nixon was my brother,

That's the general idea, yeah.

do l regret the casualties on both sides in the war, yeah, sure, of course l do.

Really? Now, that's terrific.

The idea is we pay for the program

specific times to deal with certain subjects

l have spoken to you from this office

(BABY CRYlNG) Honey, can you check on him, please?

my guess is the last thing he drove was

Well, if today's session is anything like our phone call, it should be explosive.

Wow. That was devastating, withering.

because each is different.

Delivery courtesy of Nate 'n Al's

Well, thank you. lt's true.

No, but one of my researchers found it in Washington

Well, we'll get that, too.

You see, l was the only one that Mao would trust personally, man-to-man.

Why didn't you burn the tapes?

With Frost? None. It'll be a big wet kiss.

About what exactly?

But what made you exceptional, they said,

Really? Richard Nixon in a beachside villa?