Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're gonna do some old standards, but we're gonna start with a new tune...
Faster!
Excellent. Give me five, baby.
Bar 93.
Pov When someone annoys you about band class time
Five, six, and...
What's he written?
...you earned the part.
This place is nice.
It's not that bad. She's a go-go dancer. Could've did porn, she chose not to.
...on behalf of Shaffer Conservatory.
Tell me it’s not you, Elmer Fudd
Faster!
Five, six, and...
- Is that from drumming? -Yeah. It's nothing.
Because I wanna be great.
Get off. Fuck. Piece of shit!
Then why the fuck didn't you say so?
- What? -He's fine.
Cool.
Don't stop.
- Good weekend? -Yeah, real good.
Hey. Hey, hey-
Give a calculator to a retard, he's gonna turn on a TV with it
Answer!
Like all you guys.
A-one, two, three...
The folks out there make a phone call, you could be a Blue Note signee...
I don't love it there, to be honest.
Thanks.
...just proves my point, really.
- Hey. -How are you?
No Bird.
Gentlemen, ladies, I apologise...
If he put half the effort into playing the trombone...
- What do they do? -My dad's a writer.
Everybody remember, Lincoln Center use these competitions...
I didn't know they allowed retards.
We definitely have an out-of-tune player.
Cries himself to sleep that night, but the next morning, what does he do?
Why'd you pick Shaffer?
I'm sorry I'm late. I'm ready to go.
Stop. Now answer my question.
And I'd barely see you anyway?
His name was Sean Casey.
Fuck you, Fletcher! Fuck you!
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...so just play faster than you give hand jobs, will you?
- Fuck you. -Get the--
Because the next Charlie Parker would never be discouraged.
...I swear to fucking God, I will stop being so polite.
Sam I Am
I'm conducting a little, though.
Sight-read measure 101.
Five, six, and...
...by a bunch of limp-dick, sour-note...
What about Ryan Connolly?
I play the new cymbals now.
And when he graduated...
- That's classier. -I can deal with that.
Were you rushing or were you dragging?
I wanted you guys to know he was a beautiful player
Five, six, and...
It kind of pisses me off when people pretend like they're not.
- Get your sticks, get your ass on-stage. -l-- I can't.
Answer I'm Upset
- Okay. Yeah. I will. -Yeah.
God: I've carried your fat ass for too long
End of story.
Let's do Billy Zane from the top, yes? Yes?
You think Carlton football is a joke? Come play with us.
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three--
Two, two, three. Two, two, three.
All I wanna do is give you both a crack at it, all right?
Stop pulling adds dumb fuck you dumb fuck
Any fucking moron can wave his arms and keep people in tempo.
...because the other thing about these cats is they never forget.
Us adjusting our formation in pro clubs
Being the greatest musician of the 20th century is anybody's idea of success.
Left turn, 200 feet.
I'll cue you in.
What are you looking for? There's no gold down there.
Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick. Do not come early
Truth is, I don't think people understood...
Let's get to work, huh? How about Caravan, bar 105?
Hey-
Four words you will never hear from the NFL.