Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And when he graduated...
No Bird.
Fuck you, Fletcher! Fuck you!
Then why the fuck didn't you say so?
I'm sorry I'm late. I'm ready to go.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three--
It kind of pisses me off when people pretend like they're not.
I didn't know they allowed retards.
Were you rushing or were you dragging?
I play the new cymbals now.
Left turn, 200 feet.
Give a calculator to a retard, he's gonna turn on a TV with it
Because I wanna be great.
Stop pulling adds dumb fuck you dumb fuck
Answer!
Excellent. Give me five, baby.
Being the greatest musician of the 20th century is anybody's idea of success.
- That's classier. -I can deal with that.
Faster!
...I swear to fucking God, I will stop being so polite.
Everybody remember, Lincoln Center use these competitions...
Let's do Billy Zane from the top, yes? Yes?
- What? -He's fine.
Hey. Hey, hey-
...on behalf of Shaffer Conservatory.
Us adjusting our formation in pro clubs
His name was Sean Casey.
- Good weekend? -Yeah, real good.
We definitely have an out-of-tune player.
A-one, two, three...
What about Ryan Connolly?
- Fuck you. -Get the--
Sight-read measure 101.
I'll cue you in.
Five, six, and...
- Is that from drumming? -Yeah. It's nothing.
...just proves my point, really.
Cries himself to sleep that night, but the next morning, what does he do?
Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick. Do not come early
Bar 93.
Five, six, and...
Cool.
I wanted you guys to know he was a beautiful player
And I'd barely see you anyway?
Tell me it’s not you, Elmer Fudd
- Okay. Yeah. I will. -Yeah.
Because the next Charlie Parker would never be discouraged.
Thanks.
This place is nice.
If he put half the effort into playing the trombone...
Answer I'm Upset
- What do they do? -My dad's a writer.
Get off. Fuck. Piece of shit!
Five, six, and...
...because the other thing about these cats is they never forget.
God: I've carried your fat ass for too long
What are you looking for? There's no gold down there.
Stop. Now answer my question.
Four words you will never hear from the NFL.
- Hey. -How are you?
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
We're gonna do some old standards, but we're gonna start with a new tune...
What's he written?
Five, six, and...
Two, two, three. Two, two, three.
Gentlemen, ladies, I apologise...
Why'd you pick Shaffer?
Sam I Am
I don't love it there, to be honest.
D
Hey-
End of story.
...you earned the part.
I'm conducting a little, though.
Any fucking moron can wave his arms and keep people in tempo.
Truth is, I don't think people understood...
Faster!
It's not that bad. She's a go-go dancer. Could've did porn, she chose not to.
Like all you guys.
Don't stop.
All I wanna do is give you both a crack at it, all right?
...so just play faster than you give hand jobs, will you?
You think Carlton football is a joke? Come play with us.
The folks out there make a phone call, you could be a Blue Note signee...
...by a bunch of limp-dick, sour-note...
- Get your sticks, get your ass on-stage. -l-- I can't.
Pov When someone annoys you about band class time
Let's get to work, huh? How about Caravan, bar 105?