Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I apologise to the musicians.

Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?

The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.

...at the age of 34 is not my idea of success.

You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped piece of shit

If one more person says “it’s okay it’s not like anything will change”

I'll cue you alright

You know, Caravan, Whiplash.

One and two and...

I don't care too much. I think it just-- It changes.

Okay. All right.

- Fletcher's got Connolly warming up. - God fucking da-- Okay.

- One, two, three, four. -Rushing or dragging?

- Neiman lost it. -Yes, sir.

Only reason you're in Studio Band to begin with is because I told you...

Fucking piece of shit!

Okay. Well, I guess maybe I'll see you guys there.

You know that for a fact?

Well, I don't know if I can come. I-- I'll have to check with my boyfriend.

I'm not gonna be able to spend time with you.

That was truly pathetic.

Wanna grab the shakers?

...that Sean...

Let's go with the Irish Mick Paddy cracker now.

...like a fucking 9-year-old girl.

Six years ago...

All right. Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you.

I know, I know. I'm almost there. I'm right there.

- I don't know. -Count again.

Yeah. I don't think they like me too much.

All right, gang, listen up. Now, for those of you who are new at this...

...and that's bad enough.

- Start. -Five, six, seven--

No, double-time. Double it.

- Three. -Yo, Ryan.

Hey, fuck off, Johnny Utah. Turn my pages, bitch.

It kind of pisses me off when people pretend like they're not.

For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson.

...died yesterday...

Rushing. Five, six, and...

BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU!

And I put him in Studio Band.

...what it was I was doing at Shaffer.

Hurry the fuck up. Get your music.

...and your answer was to turn into a wind-up monkey.

Who are you gonna play with otherwise? Lennon and McCartney were buddies.

...one, I will drum your ass back to Nassau...

Do you think you're out of tune?

- Really? You don't. -Yeah.

That's been your problem the whole time? The Seat Height?

...soon to be Rhodes Scholar and who knows what else.

The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.

...which I'm afraid is even worse.

Now, this one really upsets me. We have an out-of-tune player here.

This is why I don't think we should be together.

All right, let's do reeds, yeah?

وقنی نمی‌دونم قضیه چیه وقنی فیلم دیپک

...because your mind's on a Happy Meal instead of on pitch.

I wanna be one of the greats.

As fate would have it, I recently stumbled across another kid...

ANSWER! aggro'd but im not tanking

Bar 17, the and of four.

So, what do they want?

It's all good. No worries.

...if you drop the ball, you might be looking for a new line of work...

Whiplash, bar 125.

It's Carlton football. It's not even Division Two, it's Division Three.

Now, this one really upsets me. We have a player behind in ideas

Usually it's somebody that has fucking sticks.

No, no, I know, I know.

When you're in line and the person in front of you is not moving But he says he's not actually in line

None of us were friends with Charlie Parker. That's the point.

- No, it's not. -Yeah, it is.

Please go away.

She did wanna be an actress when she was my age.

One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four.

- You got any friends, Andy? -No.

I'm upset!!!!! You-

And so for those reasons...

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

- I'm in Studio Band because I'm the-- -Back off.

- What's your name? -it's okay. No big deal.

...because you have bigger things to pursue.

That was you problem the whole time Lep direction

Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick. Do not come early.

- You choose. -That's my part. I'll be on your stage.

So for the final ... REDACTING TIME!!!!!!!!,

L-- I can't go on-stage. I don't know the charts by heart.

- Hey, guy. -What the fuck happened to you?

Me when someone makes an excuse to get out of DND

I will fuck you like a pig

Jackson, congratulations, you're fourth chair.

- Well, hey, listen-- -I mean, come on.

Hey, Dad, look at my paradiddle.

- Connolly's playing the part. -Like fucking hell.

What the fuck did you say to me?

- Hey. -How are you?

Yeah, I'll check, but I don't know.

Sight-read measure 101.

You're right. We should not be dating.

I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people talk about me...

ANSWER!- aggro'd but im not tanking

- I've called 911. -Look, I gotta go.

- Not today. -Big on the bottom. Put some sugar on it.

We definitely have an out-of-tune player.

And in first place...

How do I get to Hargrove?

What do you study?

...I came across a kid in a practice room working on his scales.

We got a squeaker today, people. Neiman.

I don't know yet.

Save your travel receipts.

Does the name Sean Casey mean anything to you?

- That's what got you in here, right? -Oh, yeah.

...you're done.

- That's actually pretty mean. -That should've-- I'm sorry.

Darnell Wright that is not your boyfriend’s DICK DO NOT COME EARLY

“Shaffer Conservatory.

...or you don't know you're out of tune...

I guess he got discouraged.

Morgz (2014) Morgan, Big Jill, Jenson, Bald Martin, Darren, Mr. Nobles

He's dumb but he's not stupid.

All right, everybody, from the top.

- Am I late? -Perfect timing.

Rushing or rushing and receiving