Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm in Studio Band because I'm the-- -Back off.

You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped piece of shit

The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.

- Hey, guy. -What the fuck happened to you?

Only reason you're in Studio Band to begin with is because I told you...

For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson.

It's all good. No worries.

When you're in line and the person in front of you is not moving But he says he's not actually in line

- Am I late? -Perfect timing.

وقنی نمی‌دونم قضیه چیه وقنی فیلم دیپک

I'm not gonna be able to spend time with you.

Does the name Sean Casey mean anything to you?

I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people talk about me...

How do I get to Hargrove?

Okay. All right.

It kind of pisses me off when people pretend like they're not.

Sight-read measure 101.

- Well, hey, listen-- -I mean, come on.

- What's your name? -it's okay. No big deal.

...what it was I was doing at Shaffer.

I don't know yet.

ANSWER! aggro'd but im not tanking

- You got any friends, Andy? -No.

If one more person says “it’s okay it’s not like anything will change”

Please go away.

Now, this one really upsets me. We have a player behind in ideas

“Shaffer Conservatory.

Wanna grab the shakers?

And so for those reasons...

- Three. -Yo, Ryan.

- Fletcher's got Connolly warming up. - God fucking da-- Okay.

Fucking piece of shit!

Usually it's somebody that has fucking sticks.

- Hey. -How are you?

I guess he got discouraged.

All right. Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you.

So for the final ... REDACTING TIME!!!!!!!!,

Rushing or rushing and receiving

- Really? You don't. -Yeah.

Who are you gonna play with otherwise? Lennon and McCartney were buddies.

- That's what got you in here, right? -Oh, yeah.

Six years ago...

- Not today. -Big on the bottom. Put some sugar on it.

Well, I don't know if I can come. I-- I'll have to check with my boyfriend.

Yeah. I don't think they like me too much.

...because your mind's on a Happy Meal instead of on pitch.

- I've called 911. -Look, I gotta go.

I wanna be one of the greats.

That's been your problem the whole time? The Seat Height?

One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four.

...I came across a kid in a practice room working on his scales.

And I put him in Studio Band.

No, double-time. Double it.

And in first place...

That was you problem the whole time Lep direction

I'm upset!!!!! You-

I know, I know. I'm almost there. I'm right there.

You're right. We should not be dating.

L-- I can't go on-stage. I don't know the charts by heart.

- Start. -Five, six, seven--

The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.

Hey, fuck off, Johnny Utah. Turn my pages, bitch.

All right, gang, listen up. Now, for those of you who are new at this...

I will fuck you like a pig

So, what do they want?

None of us were friends with Charlie Parker. That's the point.

- I don't know. -Count again.

Morgz (2014) Morgan, Big Jill, Jenson, Bald Martin, Darren, Mr. Nobles

...you're done.

She did wanna be an actress when she was my age.

- Connolly's playing the part. -Like fucking hell.

No, no, I know, I know.

Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?

As fate would have it, I recently stumbled across another kid...

Okay. Well, I guess maybe I'll see you guys there.

ANSWER!- aggro'd but im not tanking

Hey, Dad, look at my paradiddle.

...or you don't know you're out of tune...

Rushing. Five, six, and...

- One, two, three, four. -Rushing or dragging?

Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick. Do not come early.

Save your travel receipts.

- You choose. -That's my part. I'll be on your stage.

...that Sean...

This is why I don't think we should be together.

Do you think you're out of tune?

All right, everybody, from the top.

Jackson, congratulations, you're fourth chair.

...and your answer was to turn into a wind-up monkey.

One and two and...

...like a fucking 9-year-old girl.

Now, this one really upsets me. We have an out-of-tune player here.

I apologise to the musicians.

...died yesterday...

All right, let's do reeds, yeah?

Whiplash, bar 125.

What do you study?

It's Carlton football. It's not even Division Two, it's Division Three.

What the fuck did you say to me?

Yeah, I'll check, but I don't know.

That was truly pathetic.

- No, it's not. -Yeah, it is.

BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU!

Me when someone makes an excuse to get out of DND

...one, I will drum your ass back to Nassau...

Let's go with the Irish Mick Paddy cracker now.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

We got a squeaker today, people. Neiman.

Darnell Wright that is not your boyfriend’s DICK DO NOT COME EARLY

...at the age of 34 is not my idea of success.

You know, Caravan, Whiplash.

He's dumb but he's not stupid.

Bar 17, the and of four.

...which I'm afraid is even worse.

- Neiman lost it. -Yes, sir.

...and that's bad enough.

...if you drop the ball, you might be looking for a new line of work...

- That's actually pretty mean. -That should've-- I'm sorry.

...because you have bigger things to pursue.

You know that for a fact?

Hurry the fuck up. Get your music.

...soon to be Rhodes Scholar and who knows what else.

I don't care too much. I think it just-- It changes.

I'll cue you alright

We definitely have an out-of-tune player.