Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How do I get to Hargrove?

- I'm in Studio Band because I'm the-- -Back off.

Hey, fuck off, Johnny Utah. Turn my pages, bitch.

You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped piece of shit

- Neiman lost it. -Yes, sir.

I'll cue you alright

This is why I don't think we should be together.

Yeah. I don't think they like me too much.

And in first place...

...at the age of 34 is not my idea of success.

All right, everybody, from the top.

Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?

- Connolly's playing the part. -Like fucking hell.

...or you don't know you're out of tune...

...that Sean...

All right, let's do reeds, yeah?

- That's what got you in here, right? -Oh, yeah.

Hey, Dad, look at my paradiddle.

...I came across a kid in a practice room working on his scales.

You know, Caravan, Whiplash.

...because your mind's on a Happy Meal instead of on pitch.

...you're done.

I don't know yet.

Does the name Sean Casey mean anything to you?

Okay. Well, I guess maybe I'll see you guys there.

- Am I late? -Perfect timing.

Wanna grab the shakers?

No, double-time. Double it.

The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.

...like a fucking 9-year-old girl.

- Start. -Five, six, seven--

- You choose. -That's my part. I'll be on your stage.

And so for those reasons...

Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick. Do not come early.

- Hey, guy. -What the fuck happened to you?

All right, gang, listen up. Now, for those of you who are new at this...

You know that for a fact?

I'm upset!!!!! You-

...if you drop the ball, you might be looking for a new line of work...

Sight-read measure 101.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

It's Carlton football. It's not even Division Two, it's Division Three.

- One, two, three, four. -Rushing or dragging?

...because you have bigger things to pursue.

That's been your problem the whole time? The Seat Height?

...and that's bad enough.

وقنی نمی‌دونم قضیه چیه وقنی فیلم دیپک

Me when someone makes an excuse to get out of DND

All right. Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you.

Fucking piece of shit!

Bar 17, the and of four.

- No, it's not. -Yeah, it is.

And I put him in Studio Band.

That was truly pathetic.

She did wanna be an actress when she was my age.

Okay. All right.

As fate would have it, I recently stumbled across another kid...

Hurry the fuck up. Get your music.

It's all good. No worries.

One and two and...

We definitely have an out-of-tune player.

So for the final ... REDACTING TIME!!!!!!!!,

I will fuck you like a pig

Who are you gonna play with otherwise? Lennon and McCartney were buddies.

Let's go with the Irish Mick Paddy cracker now.

- Well, hey, listen-- -I mean, come on.

So, what do they want?

Rushing. Five, six, and...

He's dumb but he's not stupid.

We got a squeaker today, people. Neiman.

Darnell Wright that is not your boyfriend’s DICK DO NOT COME EARLY

Please go away.

Yeah, I'll check, but I don't know.

- Fletcher's got Connolly warming up. - God fucking da-- Okay.

Morgz (2014) Morgan, Big Jill, Jenson, Bald Martin, Darren, Mr. Nobles

What the fuck did you say to me?

“Shaffer Conservatory.

That was you problem the whole time Lep direction

...one, I will drum your ass back to Nassau...

...which I'm afraid is even worse.

I apologise to the musicians.

What do you study?

ANSWER!- aggro'd but im not tanking

- Hey. -How are you?

If one more person says “it’s okay it’s not like anything will change”

Rushing or rushing and receiving

- Not today. -Big on the bottom. Put some sugar on it.

I wanna be one of the greats.

Only reason you're in Studio Band to begin with is because I told you...

...died yesterday...

No, no, I know, I know.

...and your answer was to turn into a wind-up monkey.

- You got any friends, Andy? -No.

ANSWER! aggro'd but im not tanking

I know, I know. I'm almost there. I'm right there.

The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.

One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four.

Whiplash, bar 125.

- I don't know. -Count again.

For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson.

- That's actually pretty mean. -That should've-- I'm sorry.

Jackson, congratulations, you're fourth chair.

...what it was I was doing at Shaffer.

- What's your name? -it's okay. No big deal.

- Three. -Yo, Ryan.

Six years ago...

Usually it's somebody that has fucking sticks.

Now, this one really upsets me. We have an out-of-tune player here.

- Really? You don't. -Yeah.

Well, I don't know if I can come. I-- I'll have to check with my boyfriend.

I guess he got discouraged.

None of us were friends with Charlie Parker. That's the point.

Do you think you're out of tune?

L-- I can't go on-stage. I don't know the charts by heart.

BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU!

Now, this one really upsets me. We have a player behind in ideas

You're right. We should not be dating.

I'm not gonna be able to spend time with you.

- I've called 911. -Look, I gotta go.

It kind of pisses me off when people pretend like they're not.

When you're in line and the person in front of you is not moving But he says he's not actually in line

I don't care too much. I think it just-- It changes.

I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people talk about me...

...soon to be Rhodes Scholar and who knows what else.

Save your travel receipts.