Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Get the fuck off me. -Get off me. Fuck off.
I guess he's more of a teacher, really.
All right. All right.
the angriest coach in pe be like
But anyway, I got-- I actually have this show this weekend.
- Start. -Five, six, seven--
I don't understand you.
I was singing and playing the overture from Romeo and Juliet. I'd rather not have made a mouth of man.
Metz, why are you still sitting there? Get the fuck out!
Last month, he hanged himself in his apartment.
It's My Jacket and I Decide Who to Lend it To
Your chin's very nice. Very nice.
We're very excited to be here kicking off the JVC Festival this year.
Cool.
Although why anybody would have anything...
Cheers.
- We have an issue. -Okay, now is not the time.
Dying broke and drunk and full of heroin...
Five, six, and...
TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL
Fuck.
Your chin's very nice. Very nice.
Ready?
I get off at 7 on Monday.
The only reason you're a fucking core is because you misplaced a folder.
Stop pulling adds dumb fuck stop being a dumb fuck
...from ever becoming Charlie Parker. -No, man, no.
Does the name Sean Casey mean anything to you?
Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?
All right. Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you.
Sorry. Can you--? Just one more time?
All right, gang, Whiplash.
Marriages are very healthy.
There are no two words in the English language more harmful...
- I know. Maybe a janitor came by. -A janitor?
Like, a JVC thing. And I didn't know if maybe you'd wanna go...
You believe that, right?
What year are you?
Wait for my cue.
- Hey. How are you, man? -Good to see you.
Just tell me what to say.
Faster!
And his opinion means a lot to you, doesn't it?
There's no fucking Mars bar down there. What are you looking at?
Get the fuck out of my guild before i demolish you
To make sure Terence Fletcher is never allowed to do this to another student.
...so I'll start playing in competitions. I just--
if I ever see someone ask about the F1M again
Did I ask you to start playing?
TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL
It's Carlton football. It's not even Division Two, it's Division Three.
TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL
...you earned the part.
You know, Charlie Parker became Bird...
I'm not gonna be able to spend time with you.
Do you think you're out of tune?
...in the practice room working on his double-time swing.
Bar 93.
One, two...
Now, this one really upsets me. We have an out-of-tune player here.
Reeds.
- Did you see--? -How could you be so stupid?
Faster!
That's enough of that. Just back to the core drums, please.
I'm gonna start calling you Flannery.
Thanks, man. Here you go.
Good.
Jimbo? Overcooked.
5 p.m. call tomorrow in Dunellen.
Let's go. Hurry the fuck up. Let's go.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three--
You know, people change and things work out.
I wanted you guys to know he was a beautiful player.
A little trouble there. Just pick it up at 17.
Tanner, are you a fucking statue? Let's go. Get off the stool.
Here we go.
- You okay? -Yeah.
All right, take 10. When we get back, the squeaker's on.
...that's why guys wouldn't like me.
- I feel the same about people at Shaffer. -Yeah?
Oh, okay.
There are no two words in the English language more harmful...
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Neiman...
That was you problem the whole time Leap direction
No.
You're here for a reason.
Got it? Or we can let Johnny Utah play the part.
Now, this one really upsets me. We have a player behind in ideas
On the other hand...
Fuck you!
The folder was your responsibility.
It's like Jay Leno. Look.
Listen, the key is to just relax.
- You're joking. You're fucking around? _No__
Well, glad you could fit us into your busy schedule, darling.
Jimbo? Overcooked.
And you're not?
Married men live much longer than bachelors.
- I don't-- I don't think so at all. -Well, that's nice.
Sorry, we have a new player. Ryan Connolly.
Listen up, Cocksuckers.
What about Ryan Connolly?
Every time I saw you at the theatre, your eyes were glued to the floor.
...other than peaches and cream to say about me is a mystery.
You think I'm fucking stupid?
Look, I don't really know how--
YOUR A DUMB FUCK A DUMB FUCK
...if you drop the ball, you might be looking for a new line of work...
- Here. -At 7 p.m.
Yeah.
Hey, Andrew. Listen, I have no idea how you're gonna take this...
Every time I saw you at the theatre, your eyes were glued to the floor.
He's out of your life. Why would you let him get away?
Parker's a young kid, pretty good on the sax.
Give yourselves at least two hours to get there this time, all right?
- No, listen-- I get it. -I'm sorry.
Hey, do you mind?
One and two and...
…than okay buddy
I'm from Arizona, and I think they can see it.
Fletcher would never know it was you who spoke up.
- We 're on-stage in 20. - I know.
Even when I do, I'm gonna be thinking about drumming.
...by Tim Simonec called Upswingin'.
Fuck you!
- One, two, three, four. -Rushing or dragging?
Marriages are very healthy.
Five, six, seven...
Gets up to play at a cutting session, and he fucks it up.
- Oh, my God, are you serious? -Thanks.
...and you won't be able to give me the time of day...
All right.