Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You okay? -Yeah.
...by Tim Simonec called Upswingin'.
5 p.m. call tomorrow in Dunellen.
Good.
Now, this one really upsets me. We have a player behind in ideas
the angriest coach in pe be like
...you earned the part.
Let's go. Hurry the fuck up. Let's go.
Dying broke and drunk and full of heroin...
...if you drop the ball, you might be looking for a new line of work...
- Get the fuck off me. -Get off me. Fuck off.
Fuck.
All right. Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you.
The only reason you're a fucking core is because you misplaced a folder.
Stop pulling adds dumb fuck stop being a dumb fuck
Did I ask you to start playing?
And you're not?
- I don't-- I don't think so at all. -Well, that's nice.
There are no two words in the English language more harmful...
And his opinion means a lot to you, doesn't it?
Gets up to play at a cutting session, and he fucks it up.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three--
You know, Charlie Parker became Bird...
I was singing and playing the overture from Romeo and Juliet. I'd rather not have made a mouth of man.
I don't understand you.
Cool.
Every time I saw you at the theatre, your eyes were glued to the floor.
Ready?
You're here for a reason.
All right.
There's no fucking Mars bar down there. What are you looking at?
Wait for my cue.
Fletcher would never know it was you who spoke up.
Jimbo? Overcooked.
Well, glad you could fit us into your busy schedule, darling.
Faster!
But anyway, I got-- I actually have this show this weekend.
- Hey. How are you, man? -Good to see you.
Here we go.
Fuck you!
Like, a JVC thing. And I didn't know if maybe you'd wanna go...
All right. All right.
- Here. -At 7 p.m.
To make sure Terence Fletcher is never allowed to do this to another student.
Five, six, seven...
TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL
Marriages are very healthy.
All right, take 10. When we get back, the squeaker's on.
- Did you see--? -How could you be so stupid?
Jimbo? Overcooked.
Just tell me what to say.
- You're joking. You're fucking around? _No__
We're very excited to be here kicking off the JVC Festival this year.
- I feel the same about people at Shaffer. -Yeah?
It's My Jacket and I Decide Who to Lend it To
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, this one really upsets me. We have an out-of-tune player here.
Even when I do, I'm gonna be thinking about drumming.
- Oh, my God, are you serious? -Thanks.
One and two and...
...and you won't be able to give me the time of day...
I'm not gonna be able to spend time with you.
I guess he's more of a teacher, really.
You know, people change and things work out.
Thanks, man. Here you go.
YOUR A DUMB FUCK A DUMB FUCK
It's Carlton football. It's not even Division Two, it's Division Three.
Look, I don't really know how--
Hey, Andrew. Listen, I have no idea how you're gonna take this...
You think I'm fucking stupid?
It's like Jay Leno. Look.
Oh, okay.
Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?
Last month, he hanged himself in his apartment.
Hey, do you mind?
You believe that, right?
Listen, the key is to just relax.
Every time I saw you at the theatre, your eyes were glued to the floor.
- One, two, three, four. -Rushing or dragging?
...other than peaches and cream to say about me is a mystery.
Parker's a young kid, pretty good on the sax.
Fuck you!
TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL
- I know. Maybe a janitor came by. -A janitor?
Metz, why are you still sitting there? Get the fuck out!
He's out of your life. Why would you let him get away?
...so I'll start playing in competitions. I just--
Faster!
Your chin's very nice. Very nice.
Listen up, Cocksuckers.
Sorry, we have a new player. Ryan Connolly.
That's enough of that. Just back to the core drums, please.
...from ever becoming Charlie Parker. -No, man, no.
Sorry. Can you--? Just one more time?
I get off at 7 on Monday.
Give yourselves at least two hours to get there this time, all right?
- Start. -Five, six, seven--
Married men live much longer than bachelors.
Five, six, and...
What year are you?
- No, listen-- I get it. -I'm sorry.
What about Ryan Connolly?
Tanner, are you a fucking statue? Let's go. Get off the stool.
That was you problem the whole time Leap direction
Do you think you're out of tune?
I'm gonna start calling you Flannery.
Bar 93.
All right, gang, Whiplash.
...in the practice room working on his double-time swing.
One, two...
TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL
Yeah.
A little trouble there. Just pick it up at 17.
...that's why guys wouldn't like me.
Does the name Sean Casey mean anything to you?
On the other hand...
I'm from Arizona, and I think they can see it.
- We 're on-stage in 20. - I know.
I wanted you guys to know he was a beautiful player.
Got it? Or we can let Johnny Utah play the part.
There are no two words in the English language more harmful...
The folder was your responsibility.
Reeds.
Get the fuck out of my guild before i demolish you
Neiman...
if I ever see someone ask about the F1M again
No.
Marriages are very healthy.
Cheers.
…than okay buddy
Your chin's very nice. Very nice.
- We have an issue. -Okay, now is not the time.
Although why anybody would have anything...