Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

…than okay buddy

I'm from Arizona, and I think they can see it.

But anyway, I got-- I actually have this show this weekend.

Parker's a young kid, pretty good on the sax.

There's no fucking Mars bar down there. What are you looking at?

Now, this one really upsets me. We have a player behind in ideas

- We 're on-stage in 20. - I know.

Hey, Andrew. Listen, I have no idea how you're gonna take this...

Like, a JVC thing. And I didn't know if maybe you'd wanna go...

All right, take 10. When we get back, the squeaker's on.

Hey, do you mind?

...in the practice room working on his double-time swing.

I was singing and playing the overture from Romeo and Juliet. I'd rather not have made a mouth of man.

...other than peaches and cream to say about me is a mystery.

TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL

It's like Jay Leno. Look.

Fletcher would never know it was you who spoke up.

- Hey. How are you, man? -Good to see you.

...that's why guys wouldn't like me.

Marriages are very healthy.

...if you drop the ball, you might be looking for a new line of work...

Dying broke and drunk and full of heroin...

Wait for my cue.

We're very excited to be here kicking off the JVC Festival this year.

- One, two, three, four. -Rushing or dragging?

Got it? Or we can let Johnny Utah play the part.

To make sure Terence Fletcher is never allowed to do this to another student.

He's out of your life. Why would you let him get away?

There are no two words in the English language more harmful...

What year are you?

Does the name Sean Casey mean anything to you?

...by Tim Simonec called Upswingin'.

Do you think you're out of tune?

- I know. Maybe a janitor came by. -A janitor?

Gets up to play at a cutting session, and he fucks it up.

Metz, why are you still sitting there? Get the fuck out!

Last month, he hanged himself in his apartment.

It's My Jacket and I Decide Who to Lend it To

Did I ask you to start playing?

TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL

Give yourselves at least two hours to get there this time, all right?

Married men live much longer than bachelors.

And you're not?

I get off at 7 on Monday.

Your chin's very nice. Very nice.

You know, people change and things work out.

You believe that, right?

Now, this one really upsets me. We have an out-of-tune player here.

...and you won't be able to give me the time of day...

That's enough of that. Just back to the core drums, please.

I wanted you guys to know he was a beautiful player.

Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?

You know, Charlie Parker became Bird...

if I ever see someone ask about the F1M again

What about Ryan Connolly?

TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL

the angriest coach in pe be like

Tanner, are you a fucking statue? Let's go. Get off the stool.

...from ever becoming Charlie Parker. -No, man, no.

I guess he's more of a teacher, really.

On the other hand...

Sorry. Can you--? Just one more time?

You think I'm fucking stupid?

Although why anybody would have anything...

A little trouble there. Just pick it up at 17.

- Did you see--? -How could you be so stupid?

Look, I don't really know how--

All right. All right.

Even when I do, I'm gonna be thinking about drumming.

- I feel the same about people at Shaffer. -Yeah?

Jimbo? Overcooked.

- You okay? -Yeah.

I don't understand you.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three--

Let's go. Hurry the fuck up. Let's go.

Every time I saw you at the theatre, your eyes were glued to the floor.

Just tell me what to say.

I'm gonna start calling you Flannery.

Marriages are very healthy.

- Oh, my God, are you serious? -Thanks.

That was you problem the whole time Leap direction

Well, glad you could fit us into your busy schedule, darling.

Five, six, and...

Five, six, seven...

One and two and...

All right, gang, Whiplash.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

And his opinion means a lot to you, doesn't it?

- You're joking. You're fucking around? _No__

You're here for a reason.

The only reason you're a fucking core is because you misplaced a folder.

- Start. -Five, six, seven--

All right. Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you.

YOUR A DUMB FUCK A DUMB FUCK

- Here. -At 7 p.m.

There are no two words in the English language more harmful...

5 p.m. call tomorrow in Dunellen.

...you earned the part.

Listen up, Cocksuckers.

- Get the fuck off me. -Get off me. Fuck off.

Your chin's very nice. Very nice.

...so I'll start playing in competitions. I just--

It's Carlton football. It's not even Division Two, it's Division Three.

- I don't-- I don't think so at all. -Well, that's nice.

Thanks, man. Here you go.

- We have an issue. -Okay, now is not the time.

Every time I saw you at the theatre, your eyes were glued to the floor.

Stop pulling adds dumb fuck stop being a dumb fuck

Sorry, we have a new player. Ryan Connolly.

Jimbo? Overcooked.

I'm not gonna be able to spend time with you.

The folder was your responsibility.

Listen, the key is to just relax.

Get the fuck out of my guild before i demolish you

- No, listen-- I get it. -I'm sorry.