Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't forget to turn Neiman's pages. Here we go.

- Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his head. -Exactly.

Five, six, and...

And please, is this really Eva?

The folder was your responsibility.

So for the final father-fucking time...

Find the fucking folder! A fucking janitor?

- You know Whiplash by heart? -Yes. Every measure.

But your friends will remember you, that's the point.

- We 're moving on-stage. - I got locked in my car. I'm coming.

I'm from Arizona, and I think they can see it.

You understand what I'm saying?

- I do give a shit. -So are you upset? Yes or fucking no?

...one, I will drum your ass back to Nassau...

Let's hear some fills.

Two bars for free.

- No, listen-- I get it. -I'm sorry.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

LOL FUCKIN RETARDS They're exactly like women

When You’re Dad was so angry that you didn’t listen to what he is saying

Adjusting the seat? Really?

- When did you start talking to her? -Your father got in contact this week.

- Monday. Andrew. -All right.

I found out I'm the youngest person in the band.

What is--? You said Jayvees?

Yeah, and Dustin is heading up Model UN...

I'm not gonna have my reputation in that department tarnished...

...never to be laughed at again.

- I've called 911. -Look, I gotta go.

All right, gang, Whiplash.

This is why I don't think we should be together.

Well michael Then why the fuck didn't you say so

Okay, man, ready?

One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four.

I've made Neiman a temporary core, but with this competition coming up...

If you need to fucking take a dump or get a coffee...

I know I made enemies.

- Who wants dessert? -Heard from Lincoln Center?

- One, two, three, four. -Jesus Christ.

What the hell was that noise?

JT when he changes his bowling ball

- He didn't do anything. -What is wrong with you? It's over, okay?

I actually fucking tried.

...to finally bring this home. What do you say?

That's my fucking tempo

Why didn't you say that?

I know that's not, you know, enough, but I'm just really sorry.

5 p.m. call tomorrow in Dunellen.

- I can take it from the top. -Connolly, go ahead.

Now, was I rushing or was I dragging?

The only reason you're a fucking core is because you misplaced a folder.

I swear I had it here two seconds ago. It's gotta be around here.

You have a path, you're going to be great, I'm gonna be forgotten...

- How's that? Good? -Little right.

Quarter note equals 330.

Got it? Or we can let Johnny Utah play the part.

Tenor, let's start the pickup to 11.

Do you think that I would let him put my son through hell...

You are fucking kidding me.

I gave Connolly the chart this morning.

One and two and...

You're gonna tell me to ease up on the drumming, spend more time with you.

when we leave sticks on the trailer

I'm Terence Fletcher, these are some of the best musicians in New York...

- Okay. Yeah. I will. -Yeah.

...but the band I'm leading for JVC, my drummer is not cutting it.

If your ass is not on that stool with your own sticks in hand...

And a year later, he goes back to the Reno and he steps up on that stage...

So how's it going with the Studio Band?

People wonder why jazz is dying.

You know, maybe you go too far and you discourage the next Charlie Parker...

...I never really had a Charlie Parker.

Not quite my tempo. Connolly.

BULLSHIT FUCK YOU

- Saw that. -Okay.

...so I'll start playing in competitions. I just--

Thanks, man. Here you go.

Travis and Dustin, they have plenty of friends and plenty of purpose.

Five, six, and...

It's like a-- It's a jazz thing.

Hey. Come on. Please, come on. You're still open.

It's the best music school in the country.

Restarted ass Matha fucka

My parents like to criticise me too.

- See you after the show. -Absolutely.

A-one, two, three...

Get the fuck out of my guild before i demolish you

- Did you hear, Jim? -No, what?

Me At the kid before me who’s taking 5 minutes to use the bathroom who I desperately need to come back so I can eat.

...you fucking weepy-willow shit sack? -I earned that part.

You can barely chew this.

I'm update? Terence

- I need to look at the music. -it's right here.

Forgot my jacket.

Do I look like a double fucking rainbow to you? You must be upset.

This is not a Bette Midler concert. We will not be serving baked Alaska...

- Find the folder! -Okay, I'm sorry.