Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks, man. Here you go.

Don't forget to turn Neiman's pages. Here we go.

You're gonna tell me to ease up on the drumming, spend more time with you.

One and two and...

What the hell was that noise?

...never to be laughed at again.

You know, maybe you go too far and you discourage the next Charlie Parker...

So for the final father-fucking time...

- See you after the show. -Absolutely.

When You’re Dad was so angry that you didn’t listen to what he is saying

It's like a-- It's a jazz thing.

You understand what I'm saying?

- I do give a shit. -So are you upset? Yes or fucking no?

- One, two, three, four. -Jesus Christ.

- Monday. Andrew. -All right.

Do you think that I would let him put my son through hell...

Do I look like a double fucking rainbow to you? You must be upset.

I'm Terence Fletcher, these are some of the best musicians in New York...

- How's that? Good? -Little right.

- Did you hear, Jim? -No, what?

Hey. Come on. Please, come on. You're still open.

Two bars for free.

...I never really had a Charlie Parker.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Yeah, and Dustin is heading up Model UN...

- Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his head. -Exactly.

- Who wants dessert? -Heard from Lincoln Center?

...but the band I'm leading for JVC, my drummer is not cutting it.

...you fucking weepy-willow shit sack? -I earned that part.

- You know Whiplash by heart? -Yes. Every measure.

You have a path, you're going to be great, I'm gonna be forgotten...

- We 're moving on-stage. - I got locked in my car. I'm coming.

But your friends will remember you, that's the point.

LOL FUCKIN RETARDS They're exactly like women

If your ass is not on that stool with your own sticks in hand...

Well michael Then why the fuck didn't you say so

Get the fuck out of my guild before i demolish you

This is why I don't think we should be together.

...one, I will drum your ass back to Nassau...

I know I made enemies.

BULLSHIT FUCK YOU

5 p.m. call tomorrow in Dunellen.

Why didn't you say that?

- I need to look at the music. -it's right here.

Quarter note equals 330.

Five, six, and...

You can barely chew this.

Travis and Dustin, they have plenty of friends and plenty of purpose.

- I've called 911. -Look, I gotta go.

...so I'll start playing in competitions. I just--

I'm not gonna have my reputation in that department tarnished...

And please, is this really Eva?

I know that's not, you know, enough, but I'm just really sorry.

One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four.

If you need to fucking take a dump or get a coffee...

- Okay. Yeah. I will. -Yeah.

- Saw that. -Okay.

I swear I had it here two seconds ago. It's gotta be around here.

You are fucking kidding me.

Not quite my tempo. Connolly.

Adjusting the seat? Really?

A-one, two, three...

The only reason you're a fucking core is because you misplaced a folder.

Five, six, and...

The folder was your responsibility.

People wonder why jazz is dying.

Restarted ass Matha fucka

JT when he changes his bowling ball

- He didn't do anything. -What is wrong with you? It's over, okay?

This is not a Bette Midler concert. We will not be serving baked Alaska...

Let's hear some fills.

- Find the folder! -Okay, I'm sorry.

I actually fucking tried.

Forgot my jacket.

- I can take it from the top. -Connolly, go ahead.

Got it? Or we can let Johnny Utah play the part.

What is--? You said Jayvees?

...to finally bring this home. What do you say?

- No, listen-- I get it. -I'm sorry.

when we leave sticks on the trailer

I've made Neiman a temporary core, but with this competition coming up...

- When did you start talking to her? -Your father got in contact this week.

That's my fucking tempo

Me At the kid before me who’s taking 5 minutes to use the bathroom who I desperately need to come back so I can eat.

Okay, man, ready?

I gave Connolly the chart this morning.

Now, was I rushing or was I dragging?

It's the best music school in the country.

I'm from Arizona, and I think they can see it.

Tenor, let's start the pickup to 11.

I'm update? Terence

I found out I'm the youngest person in the band.

All right, gang, Whiplash.

My parents like to criticise me too.

And a year later, he goes back to the Reno and he steps up on that stage...

So how's it going with the Studio Band?

Find the fucking folder! A fucking janitor?