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l'm ashamed to say l stood down!
Hey, Heinz, wake up, check this out.
l'm staying with my uncle for the summer.
Okay, then. l better go put that penis in my mouth.
-That's whales to you and me. -Cetaceans, hush?
-That's 500 grand each. -Check it out.
What? l just asked you to put your cigarette out.
Holy mother of God. That's not a bracelet, boy.
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Touchy about this phrase ?
Stop! Stop! Man-whore bussiness.
Hey. Wait a minute. Hey, check this out.
Well, the first one's always free.
She was very lucky to have someone so devoted to her.
Some she-john went on a he-bitch killing spree...
Oh, you asking if l got ass-punked. ls that what's happening right now?
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
l ain't gay! l was only looking down his pants...
Uncle! You forgot your lunch.
Men seni oldiramn l am l am gay
Where is Eva now?
Deuce! Right here!
Then l go back to art school in Brussels.
Wes Takahashi in Malibu, where three blind swimmers are missing.
You tell your mom l was trying to feed the turtles.
Tell me. How was your Portuguese Breakfast?
All it needs is a few minor adjustments.
As we sow, so shall we reap.
No, l don't want Heinz's wang! l want him as a client.
The prototype's almost working.
She doesn't seem that dangerous.
Keeping that leg is kind of creepy.
...to smoke hash, to fornicate with Venezuselan hookers...
...in a leopard coat.
Nice to meet you.
She's clearly ill and she needs our help.
Leave it!
lt's Bigalow.
lt was a woman.
You don't have to walk me any further. l just work over there.
I GOT THE HERPES SO......
Write him up.
Well, that sounds doable.
How long are you going to be staying in Holland?
-Damn it. -His mother.
Go nuts.
Goddamn, white boy.
Oh, l can't have bread.
l raise my hand, they look at it like it's a goddamn croissant. Then:
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You don't have to kill anyone, Gaspar. Because you can please a woman.
The doorknob?
When she's hurting...
Excuse me for asking...
...and this is all l have left of her and l....
He can tie shoelaces with his tongue.
-All the gusys? -Yeah. l can't keep them waiting.
-...was being a male prostitute. -Hear, hear.
-Why do they call it that? -You know...
And very handsome for an American.
lf l don't find another one pretty soon, l'm gonna lose my house.
l no more man-whore. Too much danger.
He can actually kiss you with his butthole.
Hey, check this out.
Thank you, Jesus.
Do what?
-Relax. Have some wine. -Thanks.
I want a man who's unemployed
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Homo!
All we do is find the she-johns that went out with the dead gigolos.
-lt's a nice place. -Did you know Holland invented...
So l guess this means you're a real gigolo now.
So, Enzo...
Okay. Good luck.
My husband.
...the night before he was murdered.