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Oh, come on, man.
l couldn't be happier for you.
That's a huge bitch.
Bye, Deuce.
I miss him and his mangina
I want a man who's unemployed
Even if l wanted to, how are we gonna find a dead gigolo's customers?
-l'm in the shower. -T.J.'s been arrested.
-Knock yourself out. -Thank you.
What a beautiful couple, mother and man-whore.
Sometimes you're really funny, T.J.
He's beautiful.
-You gotta move on with your life. -T.J.!
Whatever. l bet that thing doesn't even work, you stupid he-bitch.
You're absolutely right.
But having a penis is way overrated. Trust me.
...and taking the free tour with no intention of ever joining.
l just realized l'm gay.
Oh, no. No, it's..
Something seems to be going wrong. l'm not sure what's happening.
-What? -Yes.
-Rodrigo's been killed. -No.
-So they say. -lt could kill every fish in that tank.
Hold on.
-That poor guy. -What a dipshit.
Somebody smoked a he-bitch!
Yes. Yes, you should be there too.
For Heinz's wang?
But we have to put our egos aside right now...
Coming up next, more weather.
that motherfucker
You do know the Dustch started the slave trade.
My friend Tiberius Jefferson is not the Man-whore Killer.
l know who the killer is.
lt's when you stick it in their....
Look at that, right there.
Now, today, class...
Harder!
-Not if you don't wanna talk about it. -Well, turns out l'm not that attractive.
-What do we do now? -T.J. has an old friend...
Excusse me, but in America they don't allow smoking in aquariums.
Gwyneth.
Give that back! That's not a toy!
So the first thing a brother wants out of prison is chicken and waffles?
I ain’t gay
Hey, whoa, whoa.
-Move the curtain! -What the hell?
Hey. Why are you with that loser?
What a dipshit.
Our private areas.
lt's Eva.
Right this way, please.
...eat two herring and drink a beer from a wooden shoe.
Where is he?
EFF RIGHT NOW IM NOT A MEN WOE
Soy Rodrigo Bolas de Madera
Bye-bye, gigolos.
Maybe l can help you relax.
Baby never eat again.
Apparently there's some maniac who's killing them all.
Okay, that's a tough one. l'll give you that.
Yes, you.
...three years ago...
This belongs to you too.
Hey Jr.
Maybe the song got stuck in her head...
Well, l was getting $ 10.
He can actually kiss you with his butthole.
Well, it ain't much, but it's home.
Damn, no lipstick.
l grew up in Chernobyl.
He made you feel sexy.
You are sweet.
Man, get on over here.
Nobody pays for that shit anymore.
-l'm going there too. -l'm coming with you.
No. He can't be.
And then three months later...
Come on. This is Mexico.