Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. You want your duckling back? Here it is.

You put ex-lax in the cookies, then just sit back and watch the fireworks?

(THE BLUE DANUBEPLAYING)

- Yeah, those are funny. - (LAUGHING) Yeah.

Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?

That's it! We're getting you off the meds!

It turns this to this! Huh?

Hear that? He thinks my Try 'N Save brand Shush Mutts are genuine Hush Puppies.

- He seems pretty high functioning. - Just wait.

(SINGING) The Simpsons

Milhouse, real best friends often don’t speak for years at a time.

Someone must've put it in my bag.

Why didn't you come to visit me, Path traversal?

We don't have any money! Go away! May I de-corn your cob, my darling?

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

When she talks to me, I feel like a better person.

- What's your angle, mister? - No angle.

(CLICKING TONGUE)

I wanna know why my best friend didn't visit me like he said he would.

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Oh. You know what a girl likes to hear.

Hey, do you want to go on a picnic tomorrow?

He has got a broken back, so he's in constant pain.

If you don't stop smiling, you're gonna get a kiss.

doesn't mean you get to use it as a whip!