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(EX CLAIMING)
You're right! I've gotta straighten this out.
I'm going to Dizzyland.
They do that, you know? They're always putting things in my bag.
Well, you can't bleed out your nose when your heart's broken.
and nothing can ever change my opinion about him.
- Did you unscrew all the Phillips heads? - Check.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Oh, yeah.
You can't wallow in despair. Face things as they really are.
Mmm-hmm!
Willie, I've got a girlfriend!
(What A Wonderful World playing by Louis Armstrong) (What A Wonderful World playing by Louis Armstrong)
Oh, I don't know.
You’ll get a coupon which entitles To any Shrek dvd except the first two
But the next time I see you two, I might not be able to hold my tongue.
Please, guys, give me a break.
Dinner!
but he didn't. Good guy.
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
Earthquake
(SCREAMING)
(SOBBING)
Before I met you, I was El Barto, Skinner's Bane, the Sultan of Spit Wads,
I'd have done it instead for throwing all of those tantrums because I did it instead for throwing all of those tantrums. I'd have done it instead for throwing all of those tantrums because I did it instead for throwing all of those tantrums.
where he lives.
Those bullies are gonna kill me. Why am I doing this?
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And now you're gonna visit your grampa
Crunchy shell, ground beef, lettuce, mild sauce
(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)
If this girl I'm seeing comes here, and she might,