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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Ew! A plague rat!
Your Majesty, I know you want a son.
(CHEERING)
(SQUEALING)
And we owe it all to you.
But watch out When beans come out down south
and I sang you the lullabies you wrote.
who lived fast and died young?
Mozart worked hard on his music.
Come spring, they sought help from Native Americans.
(REQUIEM PLAYING)
Mom, everyone who ever lived is boring.
But must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court?
LEWIS: At last the Pacific Ocean.
Books? books are for squares.
Her Majesty, Margarine of Aragon!
You know these... (GROANING) I'm dying!
so I left a magazine in the basket.
But I can't chop my wife's head off
and get us some sweet mermaid sex.
Please let me win.
ME ON A LUCKY DAY AT WALMART
I say trade in that lemon and get busy!
Oh, they're like sheep. As the emperor goes, so do they.
History's like an amusement park,
if only I had a son to enjoy this with.
(CACKLES TO THE TUNE OF BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY)
You says to me : the law says you must be married to prince ?