Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-And guess what. -[man] And cutting to "B."
Just kidding. Please don't do that.
this breathtaking, 128-ounce, pump-top jug.
-You're so good. -I'm so bad.
I try to discover
Well, I can't remember exactly where I got, uh, my bracelet.
So, you know my astrologer.
Here's an idea.
I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to--
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Jackie, I... I just...
[dog barking in distance]
-Leave a message. -[beep]
You have this, like, very glamorous life,
'cause you feel like you had to say it.
-Are you a hugger? -Yes.
Hmm? And four times.
the Sass Brown, which is this really rich brown,
to just pretend you're someone else for a night.
Yes, uptown.
Hey, Jackie, knock, knock. We got a late change
I hate you!
Hmm, thanks.
The fuck?
to tell you that you're a ten?
Darcy?
with that lobster claw clasp.
'cause it's... it's unhealthy, and we like to keep it natch.
And out and out
I was envisioning selling on my show, but...
Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm a ten?
Oh.
-[Perry] Yes... -Oh, my God, you're good at sex.
Now, listen,
Well, is Jackie in there with you?
-[exhales] -[rapid footsteps]
I haven't had bangs since I was 17.
-[Perry] Yes. Yes. -Oh, oh, oh!
You're gonna fill in for Jackie on Beautiful You.