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Oh, sure, i'm married, but, uh, You know, i'm not dead.
Off the line And give us your opinion.
I pull the handle, and I get cherry, lemon,
Thanks, sir.
Where have you been All week?
You know?
What's it gonna take For you to understand
About you taking Your pants off, sir!
I thought that thing Was supposed to pay off.
But, uh, kind of tangy, too.
There's-there's just One more thing. Yeah?
(Laughing)
You two ladies Need some company?
This is the last thing This bar needs.
See how long it takes them To give me the cold shoulder.
(Laughs): You're, uh...
(Chortling)
It might serve To break her fatalism
Look, if you don't mind,
Our computer should have Picked up a long time ago.
Isn't this great?!
(Cheering, clapping)
I guess it's empty.
Long enough to Really taste it.
I hate to see her beating Herself up like that.
I mean, well, now, Don't get me wrong.
Yeah. These clothes Will be fine.
And go over to cheers And hoist a few.
No. No. It's you, All right.
We have each other.
Let's try samples
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Yeah, sure.
Must say they're Very impressive.
If there was just some way That she could win, even once.
I went in, and-and I complimented him,
Norm: Hey, mike.
Thank you Very much, sir.
That's the new mash That they're using.
Yeah. What about sample b?
Ah, norm.
Hey, listen, uh, uh, What exactly do i do?