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That's really sweet.
I'm taking the job.
At dinner.
Marshall Eriksen wants to preserve the environment,
Well, it's your lucky day.
I might as well give this old bastard a piece of my mind.
Then don't.
because of a mistake I made.
...that Lily had been dreading for years.
Oh, I just had a huge fight with my mother.
expense account, blah blah blah.
Wait, you're not mad, are you?
Huh.
The fact that I found a porno starring a guy named Ted Mosby--
Way to go, Marshall.
What do you mean,
Okay, okay, you've got to stop screaming.
Classic seduction technique.
Very funny, Wendy.
Lily, this is nuts.
Ma'am, is everything okay?
Yellow legal pad?
This is the big number that's supposed to impress me and--
Like all Ted Mosbys.
Starring... Ted Mosby.
You can really taste the beef in that lobster.
I am.
And it eats me up inside every day.
Anyway, I'm calling to interview you about your latest project.
It's the same exact spelling as my name.