Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going to, uh, try to remain cool.

Of course, he wasn't.

And the best part is I'm not even going to be representing

Ted, if you say make a list of pros and cons,

about whatever idiotic thing she cares about.

including that guy who works in human resources at my firm.

Ted Mosby, Sex Architect.

It's hard to tell.

I guess I thought you'd be psyched.

She doesn't understand me at all.

"I can't tell you how many nights

We are not going shoping.

then, i pretend to care

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ted Mosby, porn star.

It's my problem; I'll figure it out.

- Congrats, buddy! - Thanks.

but you might as well get a great meal out of the deal.

Mine's pretty huge.

- I have big news. - Oh, my God!

Tuckahoe Funland.

Well, the good news is, that'll never happen.

Kind of sounds like a pro and con list to me.

I swore that teaching would be a way to support my painting career,

But you guys are the couple who tell each other everything.

Who is this guy?

some sort of evil corporation.

Money is good, money is happiness.

You know, I'm actually looking for a new project

Me, too, buddy.

He's not going to call you.

But you know Patrick Swayze?!

Mr. Mosby, it is an honor to meet you, sir.

and a bunch of seventh graders

Oh, let's go celebrate!

No family money.

I'm not doing that interview. Those people are evil.

I'm going to save the planet Earth.