Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We don't even know each other's names.

Is this how you thought you'd die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?

Uncle Ralph, I am gonna make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to us.

You actually seem like a nice guy.

- Okay, good, I don't want to do it. - Fine.

You know, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full. It's very rude.

I needed to see my Robin, I guess.

Good night, Colonel, Thanks for everything.

- Sure. - Alright!

There's nothing that you can do to hurt me.

Well, the cops are out there looking for them.

I'd say fifty grand.

Your attention, please!

and headquarters on the moon.

- That's not my name. - I'm not calling you that, forget it.

You'll have to stay in there until you calm down, you lunatic.

It's just TV, Dave, not peace in the middle east.

My superpower Is I'm rich as shit!

...deserves a visit from Eisenhower.

I love you, pal.

- Want to see something cool? - Yeah!

Hey, roid-rage.

- Hey, asshole, it's me. Dave. - Dave?

Your life has no meaning, dad. When you're gone, who's gonna notice?

Good evening, young man. We'd like a word with Jimmy Kim.

"Woah, You Don't Think That's Just A Little Bit Incredibly Racist?"

Like most high school seniors, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life.

So why don't you spare us all the whining and slit your wrists now.

You! You are my problem.

Your new names little bitch Haha

Before I make you suck my fat cock, huh?

Female suspect fleeing Flatbush.

Don't you wanna walk out the door everyday in skin-tight clothes,

What did it say?

You think you can buy us? Is that what you think?

That's the kid?

What did you call me?

- What the hell, where's my crew? - Chris, everybody's just...

Woah! This is so cool!

Yeah, I'm not sure that's possible, Batman.

I did my homework on you, Colonel.

The next few days passed in a fog.

Whoop-ass, Kickass-Man, Doctor Kick-ass?

Shit, Dave, what have you done?

- And three quarters. - What the fuck do you want?

You sure she's on their team?

Wait, you mean everything?

Don't you wanna know someone's there for you?

with some boy and I lost you guys over the bridge.

You go to your room and do your homework.

You're one of the smartest little girls I know.

I'll show you his profile after I hit the men's room.

Besties stick together.

And now I'm ending it.

I thought this could be our meeting room.

Here, take this.

Me? I've given up being a superhero 'cause it was way too dangerous.

- Too expensive. - What the fuck!

Look, if you don't wanna do it, you don't have to do it.

I want you to stop talking to that boy

Those girls, they're...

He's a born again Christian.

I need your help.

That you're fucking a ninth-grader or that you just got dumped by one?

If I was even thinking about a Kick-Ass sequel, I had to get serious.