Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Under five feet, masked, armed with nunchucks and a sword.
Hell, I didn't know what channel I wanted to watch.
He'd be proud of all of us.
I'm not even a Physics professor. Just a copyright I put,
Your mom Is dead
Nice party. Anybody wanna dance?
- You could've really hurt them. - You're right. I could have.
You remember Malick?
We felt like rockstars.
For what comes next
- Come on, let's just talk about it first. - The money talks.
I came up with the name Remembering Tommy,
- So what's the plan? Are we sneaking in? - I thought we'd knock.
You're right. Daddy did take my childhood away.
Why the hell not?
No, the people I hang out with are superheroes.
Yeah, well, I also killed 6 guys with a cop's gun.
I didn't wanna freak you out by bringing it up too soon, y'know?
Let go!
Justice Forever!
When real people try to be superheroes,
Colonel Stars and Stripes found us online.
This sucks, man. Give me the bags, faggot.
Hey, I printed a guy talking about forming a team if you're interested.
I know you see me as this little girl.
You're gonna bust your own face when that gun kicks if you don't hold it properly.
Fuck you guys. I'm gonna form my own team.
Don't you wanna sneak out at night, raise a little hell and show the world what
Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket!
IBD is like MMA or Chess: It's all about the moves.
We know Chris D'Amico's The Motherfucker. Where is he hiding?
Certainly more than Mr. Kim.
No, I won't let you foul this. I'd rather die!
Jesus, you're such a pussy.
This evil lair owns!
Actually, my daddy bought this from a disgruntled darpo employee.
as long as we were picking up litter, or helping old ladies cross the street.
- He's kidding, right? - Motherfucker don't kid.
Hey, can I get a Diet Mountain Dew, please?
I don't know what to do.
No one in school found out 'cause she hacked into the server
- Yes, yes, I did, Christopher. - That was the one with Kick-Ass!
then there's gonna be nothing that I can do for you.
- Do people still say that? Own? - Yeah, of course.
Don't move! Freeze!
so I can personally levitate his soul from his body.
I don't give a shit! I want you to put the word out.
- Javier, what's going on? - Chris, what's up?
you got to promise me that you will never dress up in that outfit again.
Because we feel fabulous.
Dude, what's wrong?
Chris, just be cool and you'll be fine.
You wanna get real, Mindy? In the real world, I win.
- I was talking about these. - Oh, those. Those were my Dad's.
Cut the waterworks, Mind. You're fifteen, not five.
You're too smart to do anything stupid.
You know what? Screw this.
Your first big date. How are you feeling?
Have I got a show for you, bitches!
Chris, your tutor's here. Chris!
No! Please.
What the hell am I supposed to do with all her stuff?
- Say hey to Mindy, ladies. - Hey.
Good jab! Nice jab, buddy!
Are you kidding me? This isn't West Side Story.
You can't. You're Hit-Girl. We were gonna start a team.
Ike come on
That was someone who robbed you of your childhood.
Staci Doll Kick Ass 2
Oh, we gotta get this shit started!
We ditch losers.
If you just blew him. You're totes a virgin, right?
I'm not gonna do it.
Hello?