Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ there's a man whose pants are too tight ♪

I just feel bad 'cause I got the cup.

or is that just something I'll have to get used to?

♪ I'm like, "holy shit, what happened to you?" ♪

- I would like to check my email. - Yes, certainly.

My family thanks you for the loan.

I sold it to get some money.

Do you want to swap for a while?

Didn't read it.

And unfortunately I've had to use all the profits from the nigel soladu fund,

- A prostitute. - A male prostitute.

Free condoms. Free condoms from the human condom!

It was hard to tell if the band was a band

♪ you don't have to be a prostitute ♪

Jemaine shouldn't be doing this.

Um, guilty expression.

This is what people are reading.

Why aren't I a prostitute, Bret?

It'll sound fine.

- What? - You see my friend over there?

and maybe wear a cowboy hat and cover up your head a bit.

- Well, it was a gig offer, wasn't it? - No.

♪ when in walks a guy with his dick in a sling ♪

the dad guitar or "bass" in muso terms,

I'm gonna have to charge you for the next 20 minutes.

- Get out of here. - No, I'm serious. It's totally fine.

Can you imagine it? Out of the hundreds of people that use the internet,

- This is Bret. - Hi.

but last night, playing with only one guitar,

and one air guitar which was mimed,

It was only $2.79.

There's nothing to do.

- I was exaggerating a little bit. - Lying.

- no thanks. - Might this entice you?

I called them to come and save you.

That means I can't drink a cup of tea between 7:00 and 9:00 pm.