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- No, exaggerating. - Well, maybe mel's right.
So there's two of us
I'm walking.
- Nigel soladu. - When did you go to nigeria?
. .
All the ladies are just checking out my sugarlumps.
I have a few rules. No laughing,
♪ no no no no no ♪
Nice dressing room.
- 14 years? - Yup.
but it's out of 100.
I'm just patting her.
- Why not? - 'Cause we never get sex or get paid.
get into the shed and get the mower... do the lawn."
This lift is so slow.
Excuse me.
♪ "10 bucks and a frisbee," he said, "okay" ♪
Jemaine, are you prostituting yourself in front of my building?
What do we have to do?
You don't want to.
♪ my cannonballs cause a kerfuffle ♪
A whore? Is he?
Or are you trying it out
I just don't think we're gonna be able to pay our rent otherwise.
♪ honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery ♪
So guess what I've done?
but satisfied 'cause I was right about the cup.
♪ he'll have to walk home tonight ♪
He's a player, a night owl.
one of the trusted things of today's society?
Indeed he should not, sir.
we now owe $60 and our phone and gas are gonna be cut off.
You can just go up and down on the keys. I don't use that.
- Just a super... - a book that tells you where to sell your body.
- What's that? - It's a cup.
Why aren't I a prostitute?
Uh, Murray, who's... who's this?