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that's actually tied up in an investment at the moment.
I need some money.
We needed two cups.
Just a normal book with all kinds of facts.
Do you think Julia roberts is a pretty woman?
♪ so we could have fun. ♪
Yes, well actually it's just Bret.
- She said no. - Did she say why?
♪ no no no no no ♪
I can't really feel it. I wanna feel it.
You're like a samurai, like a massage samurai.
only I was willing to help him.
It's 'cause of that cup. You should never have bought that cup.
No, not very good. Can you think of any successful musicians
do massage?
Thanks for the suggestion.
♪ you can say no to being ♪
Two out of five stars?
♪ a male gigolo ♪
Do you have an outside- source income?
- We're bankrupt. - Oh.
Well, that's...
- It's got your picture there. - Yes.
- How did you know that? - I read it in a book.
I was just calling to say...
- What are you talking about? - $5.
- Bret. - Jemaine.
Yeah, I should be able to get
and on the internet service,
I will see you at my place at 4:30?
50% extra.
- We've got a cup. - Yeah, we've got one cup.
- A what? - He's a prostitute.
One dollar.
Who's gonna want to buy one of those, Bret?
I don't know what you said.
I noticed, Bret, you didn't have a guitar.
I don't think we're gonna get sex and get paid. 'Cause we never get sex or get paid.
we got charged a $30 overdraft fee
Something you'd like to say to Mr. Soladu?
Prostitution is a quick way of making money.
Well, why don't you become a prostitute?
Good one, nigel. Why isn't nigel a prostitute?
Nagoota tata lacie.