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* I'll never be bad *
- [chuckles]
But don't let that distract you from your selfies.
Jackpot.
- Happy to discuss with you, ma'am.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up for a second, all right?
- Yeah, I was just finishing dinner.
- Hi, Jake.
that doesn't mean he got it right.
- [chuckles]
Yeah, those were the days.
* No more *
- Without Simon, you get to be valedictorian.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Okay, okay, please listen. I know I messed up, all right?
it's that we worked together.
And baby, you are not a good liar.
It's basically her signature move.
- Well, whatever you say. It's your house too.
And just to say it, if anyone in this entire school
but you gotta tell me now, because if we find it
I'm sorry, sweetie. - Oh.
You know what? Nobody has to find out.
to follow my lawyer's advice, huh?
Just wasn't meant to be, I guess.
- Thank you.
- I see food.
That's all I needed to hear. Come here.
* *
It was stolen from me. There's a huge difference.
And I'm a freshman in college.
in the kitchen.
- No-- - Cooper, you in high school?
how you're all sitting in your chairs right now
- What time is it?
Well, I know what I'ma get you for your birthday, then.
- Oh, yeah. No, of course not.
They chill you--
so I thought I'd say hi, so...
And also because psychos love getting credit for their work.
I will go with you if you really want me to.
- Maybe you haven't given it enough thought, man.
- Nate.
- Where was it?
Why do you think I'm sitting here instead of Officer Miller?
Deep love, all right?
Hey, what's wrong?
- Hi, hi, hi. Oh, my God.
- Nate Macauley calling my friend shitty?
Or, I don't know, threw it off a cliff,
and I would sneak in and watch the old classics.
That's worth detention.
Peanut oil has to be cold pressed for someone
You got something to say?
- I don't know, girl.
let's try to stay focused, okay?
You're late for class.
- You know, I've been to three funerals already this year.
and this is gonna be weird,
* *
pissing off his fake-ass parents.
- What are you trying to say?
I hate for you to miss class.
but that post obviously wasn't gonna be about me.
And I remember what you said about the phone in your bag,
- Yeah, and Bronwyn said someone put a phone in her bag,