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- 7:00.
or my office will find someone else to do your job, again.
- Do you even have a warrant? - Oh, we don't need a warrant.
so I can take something to remember him by.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
[indistinct voices]
- Maybe that's something you should keep to yourself.
from the other three suspects, actually,
Did you get detention for a weird reason?
- My locker was jammed. I had to get the janitor.
- Right, sorry, man, it's not like football players
- Yeah. [laughs]
* Of every hurt and heartbreak *
You waiting for me?
- I-I gotta go. I love you.
- How do you know that?
- Yeah. [phone buzzes]
- Well, I'm glad someone does.
* I promise not to ever be bad again *
his mom's political fundraiser.
- You know what they'll tell you?
- Didn't want you to miss practice.
- Well, whoever it was,
On Earth, that number is 9.8 meters per second squared.
and that's how she got detention,
She didn't last a week before finding a new boy toy
But with you. With you this time.
the call is coming from inside the house.
* I got a suitcase *
- How am I supposed to pay for a lawyer?
even when you're always late.
- Totally, right? So private. No PDA.
* Because I never, I never *
so do you think she cheated?
I think one of you took Simon's laptop.
especially the one with the criminal record.
people are posting are pretty insane.
- Hey. - Hi.
and I guess I just wanted one part of it to be good.
- No, no, 'cause if my parents had found it,
[sighs]
* *
[laughter]
- You have to stay away
I mean, they're making this into, like,
- Ask her.
I was just in high school a year ago.
it wouldn't really be cheating.
- You must really want me
to settle down, we'll come back and raise our kids here,
- That's weird, isn't it?
It's so early, and my place looks crazy right now.
What if it's the only way to get out of this?
How about we just start over?
- There's nothing weird about that.
- Yeah, you did. You did.
- Don't read the comments.
[tense music]
* *
- Right. Dick move. [both laugh]
and I don't want that guy to bring you down with him.
- Okay, for the record, I did make an effort
Addy, you're amazing, and Jake is--
You're ready.
- * Tell me you'll die for me *
I cheated on him, okay?