Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E18]

and call my psychiatrist, my neurologist, my internist, and my osteopath and have them come over.

What I was going to say was, it seems to me that a handsome widow woman in a prime of life ought not to be hiding herself in the back part of the house, working over steaming pots and pans, and dipping her panty, playing fingers into soapy water, and hoarsening up her beautiful singing voice, yelling at granny.

Hello?

Who you callin' a runt?

I'm going to pull this from your head right away now, kid.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

gripped the arms of his chair till his knuckles turned white.

Here we go again.

Young, glamorous, slim, trim, and beautiful.

Your pretty, young, panty-playing ma has decided not to hide herself away out in the kitchen.

Most powerful batch of soap that you ever made.

Hold her, Deco, so I can paddle her!

Oh, I want it, I want it, I want it.

Praise be.

Martin, I'll be loaded.

Here, honey.

We're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

You told me that Mr. Drysdale was crazy about my yodeling, so I called him at the bank, and I yodeled, and he come a-running over here to see me.

Milford, I have the most marvelous news.

All right, all right.

I know you're carrying a heavy load on account of your wife, but I just can't let my cousin Pearl get mixed up in any kind of goings-on like that.

How nice to hear your voice again.

I haven't time.

No.

Just a minute, Miss Drysdale.