Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E18]

That poor man in there is so sick of his drinking wife, he is wanting to marry either one of you two.

Don't tell me he liked Pearl's bellerin'.

In the first place, my wife is never home.

We done sent her to the farm, put her out to pasture so he can marry you.

We've been through this... Mr. Drysdale's office.

Shame on you!

Mr. Drysdale, get yourself decent and I'll be back to talk to you.

I'm going to pull this from your head right away now, kid.

Yes, it does.

You just cool down.

Oh, Mrs. Baldeen, oh really, I can manage.

What I was going to say was, it seems to me that a handsome widow woman in a prime of life ought not to be hiding herself in the back part of the house, working over steaming pots and pans, and dipping her panty, playing fingers into soapy water, and hoarsening up her beautiful singing voice, yelling at granny.

Oh, and I'll need nurses around the clock.

You're forgetting what a powerful spell her voice throws on a man.

I bet she's in there right now, stickin' her long nose into my pots and pans.

You just don't realize the power Pearl's yodeling's got over men.

Sure is nice of you to share your soap with Miss Drydale.

Oh.

Well, I can best describe it as the sound a woman might make if she were having her appendix removed without an anesthetic.

Man crazy, always was.

Yes, sir, Mr. Drysdale, both them fine, hard-working, good-cooking housekeepingwomen is in the kitchen there.

I say a man's home is his castle, and it is the duty of a woman to make him comfortable.

You done yodeled your way twixt Mr. Drysdale and his wife?

I warn you to stay out of my kitchen!

Oh!