Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boyfriend. Barney Stinson is my boyfriend.
Uh-huh.
What were we talking about?
that tonight they're going home with just...
On the bright side, he came in handy standing in for you
(BARNEY CHUCKLING)
OLDER TED: Kids, your uncle Barney had been called
give you a little smile and say, "You're an idiot."
But even Lenny wouldn't go near that mess.
If you ever, ever see this face, Barney, run.
Whoa.
never show Robin a YouTube clip of an animal playing a musical instrument.
Trust me. I dated Robin for a year. If you don't want to lose her,
Now, as you can see, well over 50% of the blankets
No, I'm not... I'm not just going to throw her out, okay?
Why else would he buy me flowers? He's getting some on the side.
You have to clean your gun.
- Dude! - Right.
Until we found out that Lily was allergic to barrel resin.
- Then why are you crying right now? - I'm not crying.
I will say this, though.
Correct! What is Robin's dream job?
I was vulnerable, okay. I said goodbye to a very dear friend today.
So, if you give me a few weeks of attention,
Dude! I worked really hard on these slides, okay?
Really? Name one wrong thing.
she's already broken up with you in her mind.
in who that person is and then when you break up,
it was personal between you and me. I'm really sorry.
I like my testicles attached to my body, rather than rolling around
But the most important facial expression of all?
- I think Barney's been single for too long. - Bowl.
Can we have class outside?