Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I don't want you in my life.
How did you guys find me?
Bosco?
No, you should have seen how much heroin he did.
Certainly not.
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
Oh, that's Dong Nguyen. He's my study buddy.
What if some wacko stabbed me with a hypodermic needle
'cause you can't spell Kimmy without me.
Make yourself useful
Oh, and FYI, they're coming out with a new iPhone today,
I can't fix America.
Yes, I'm still mad about that.
I just wanted to bring you your birthday present in person.
And thank you for all my gifts.
I didn't actually find you.
which, by the way, is the name of a terrific television program
So you know my mother,
That was very Chinese of me. I'll get ice.
as I introduce you to Gina.
Logan gave me that. You'd just lose it.
But this time I'm gonna do it.
In my next life, I'm coming back as a baby.
you haven't gotten me anything?
Is this your family?
I mean, most of the time, I feel like
You and your monster, Randy's car,
Dong! You wang!
Yes. Yes, we will.
What would the psychic pig do?
No, no, no.
Do you ever feel Feel so paper thin
I got you the greatest gift of all.
I just need a little.
Look, I know you came here all the way from Indiana,
Make 'em go Ah, Ah, Ah
Dong, you're early.
Well, I'm glad you like it.
But you get Mom's locket
I beat that bitch with a bat
And do I get to go?
An FBI psychic pig found you.