Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm not going anywhere. - You can't stay!
Quick, Neil! Sign into the neighbors' Wi-Fi so we can get that clue.
Look at you.
As you can see, we are predominantly an East Coast beer.
All right, let's go!
Oh, no, they're closed.
Hey, look! There's something written inside the lid.
Guys get older, they stop paying attention to hygiene,
"May he rest in peace.
Of course I forgive you, Peter.
I'm chaperoning my daughter's Girl Scout dinner in 45 minutes!
Damn it, Lois, they're already here! This is all your fault!
Oh, man!
Oh, my God! Meg, are you okay? Do you need mouth-to-nose resuscitation?
- What do you mean? - Come on!
"Expires May 16, 2006."
Those numbers still don't add up
Mom, Dad, I accidentally set fire to the living room rug!
And don't forget, if they have small children
Geez, you are not gonna let this go, are you?
- My treasure! - Oh, my God! You hit your own son!
Oh, I wonder what's in that!
Why would you do that?
Or maybe he misspelled it because cursive is hard,