Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've heard stories about this.

Looks like it's calming down.

Whoa. A time-traveling wolf?

While the rest of us -- engage in b-stories

Well, I think I found their weakness.

I knew we didn't seem like colorado people.

Before your job interview.

You're helping us fix this. We're taking out the squids.

Yeah, I-it is a lot.

It's basically "highlander" rules now.

And far enough down the line... There be monsters.

Wait, shh. It's too quiet.

[ electricity crackles ] hush little decoy.

You said decoys didn't make decoys.

But I totally did!

Yes. Recoil at the craftsmanship.

You get far enough down the decoy line

I could tell I was a fake from the day I was born.

Well, that's a lie. Huh...

Squids, of course, being shorthand for killer decoys.

This costume smells like ass!

There's a barcode, morty.

Well, peeing in the ocean was my bucket list item.

I know about the yosemite t-shirt, morty.

Where are we going? Off grid, morty.

Dad! [ laughs ] summer, you [bleep] idiot.

I dunno -- the squids seem pretty good

-Killer decoys! -They've gone rogue!

I'm your father.

Probably, what, 40 more to go? 45?

And when these squids show up, we jump their asses.

H-hey what are they mad at you for, anyway?

Sounds exhausting.

We just terminate the rest of the decoys.

Actually, I get hard protecting my family. Ew.

I'm your dad! You like having me around!

Stop shooting, dad. They're us,

Squids just killed a decoy family. Decoy family?

Maybe jealous of my penis size.

Dressing as decoys too cute to murder.