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And driven to destroy ourselves
What about the squids? The squids are decoys.
A-a barcode on the interior of my left ass cheek.
It's more termite infestation than "blade runner" --
I'm the smartest man in the universe!
And wanted to kill the other decoys.
With the decoys you're killing.
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C-clever wordplay!
Hunt me
I didn't plan on showing them off.
A version of rick who's sorry.
Aaaaaaaah! [bleep].
Again, they were my idea.
And once he knows he's a decoy,
Looks like someone killed the decoy family.
I wanna ask a girl out
Morty: Uh, rick? Rick: What?
Which we won't. Unless we're decoys.
I had sex with their queen. My dick's too big.
Well, how do we stop it?
It's a big day. We're gonna kill god.
Come on down to rick's house of squids,
Huh, kinda mucked it up with this dracula stuff. You're right.
[ screams ]
[bleep] you! I-I'm real!
Equal-sign-capital "d."
Probably. Good enough.
You think I'd lie to you
This is getting nowhere.
Sure, beth. Try to love this more.
I fucked your mom BOTTOM TEXT
Grandpa rick, do the decoys know they're decoys?
Is a version of rick capable of hearing that,
Very different, sweetie. Different h-h-- ow!
Hard concept, morty. Hard concept.
That's right, steve. I have the internet, too.
Did you let a gym coach break it in?
Argh!
In someone else's squid costume. There's one.
Will I be beautiful again, daddy?
Any place we'd think to hide is a place they'd think to look.
Analysis mode. 8-0-0-8-5.
The cryopod is what confuses you?
Making them start to kill other decoys.
At least, I can look more like him,
[ farts ] gross!