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and this will be the kidney decider, all right?
and I should have something to you soon.
I know that.
You know, I'm loathe to mention this, okay,
Jack in the box. I was just there the other night.
- Hey, far out. - So there you go. You've got your choice.
You can't speak to him until you tell me what this is regarding.
I mean, the only other option is if...
- Hey, what's up? - I locked myself out of my car.
- I thought we were gonna do a coin flip. - Let's do eeny meeny.
- Two... two kidneys. - Wow!
( Gasps ) oh, god.
who should give your wife the kidney? I've known her longer.
I don't really wanna tell you what it's about.
but you are an employee of mine.
But, you know, uh... that's all.
- How's Ellen? - She's good. Pregnant again.
Well, that's the ultimate form of consolation.
- Take it easy. - No.
Whack job.
- He's the winner. - Have you ever played eeny meeny miney moe?
- I... - you'd leap out the window.
- Can you believe it? - Yeah.
you want to give her a kidney, so I'm gonna let you.
It's regarding his kidney transplant.
If my wife needs a kidney, you can give it to her.
- You're gonna be okay. - I'm not.
aka Peter the tork,
I called up, I was very polite and respectful,
He's a nutcase. He's... he works at Jack in the box and...