Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I thought we were gonna do a coin flip. - Let's do eeny meeny.

It's regarding his kidney transplant.

You can't speak to him until you tell me what this is regarding.

I called up, I was very polite and respectful,

- He's the winner. - Have you ever played eeny meeny miney moe?

- How's Ellen? - She's good. Pregnant again.

who should give your wife the kidney? I've known her longer.

Well, that's the ultimate form of consolation.

I don't really wanna tell you what it's about.

- Can you believe it? - Yeah.

If my wife needs a kidney, you can give it to her.

- You're gonna be okay. - I'm not.

I mean, the only other option is if...

But, you know, uh... that's all.

- Hey, far out. - So there you go. You've got your choice.

- I... - you'd leap out the window.

and I should have something to you soon.

- Take it easy. - No.

Jack in the box. I was just there the other night.

aka Peter the tork,

- Two... two kidneys. - Wow!

- Hey, what's up? - I locked myself out of my car.

you want to give her a kidney, so I'm gonna let you.

He's a nutcase. He's... he works at Jack in the box and...

You know, I'm loathe to mention this, okay,

and this will be the kidney decider, all right?

( Gasps ) oh, god.

but you are an employee of mine.