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Okay, you're being weird. Do you want sex...
Yes dear!
Maybe we should've talked about this before.
No. No. No. I just love the way you look. I am warm...
Wow, seriously. Can't do this.
If you have to call me a name, I'd prefer "Ross, the Divorcer." It's just cooler.
Are you okay with that? If not, maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
...and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal.
I can't believe this is gonna end.
Thank you.
No. Oh, I definitely don't want to get married.
- Never? - Never.
- Hey, Joe. - Hey.
Um, I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.
...lending friends money is always a mistake.
And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.
Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married
;kk;;k ;kk;;k
Okay, first of all, it would be great.
Now you're seeking me out to make jokes?
...you're gonna lose bladder control.
...where Mike and I could send little Sophie and Mike Jr.?
Because I didn't know how much I wanted it.
All right. Worst-case scenario is, we borrow some money from my parents.
Wow, Mike Hannigan...
But I don't want this to end.