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I can't crack the Elixir of Life
That must be why he sought the powers of the Eternity Pendant.
and the smell of horse.
- [Moonpence] No, Minister. - Good.
Oh, you're a stranger. I've heard about you.
"Do you dare enter the Cave of the Single Trap?"
Are you Malfus the Philosopher?
Mortimer the Expendable for nothing. [shrieks]
This was her lair.
Uh, sure we will. There's a whole desert up here.
Allow me. [grunts]
I seem to have accidentally invented a truth serum,
He took himself far away from society
Whoa!
You see, there was another practitioner of the dark arts here.
How do I know he didn't used to do that?
But we can mount a crusade to find the vial.
[laughing]
Let's see how you like getting bottled up.
Help! They tied us up!
Immortality is folly.
Ha! Because of you, I lost a hand in that volcano.
Promise me you won't attend my funeral.
It's less a book and more a letter to my father.
[Eternity Pendant chimes]
Who are you?
Hmm.
Birdman, activate!
Fine, fine, on with the whacking.
The monotony... [stutters]
Those who desire it become blind to what is precious and right before them,
- You're a lady? - Gender is a spectrum.
She was the smart one.