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[gasps]
You're not sending my peanut in there.
These days, most men prefer to fornicate with something other than a giant bird.
Make the Elixir of Life or I'll throw you in a wizard-proof cage,
I know exactly what we're doing. We're shopping for turnips.
I've lost three of my finest suits of armor.
[Elfo] In the hold of a cargo ship.
[knights shouting indistinctly]
Well, I created a shampoo that can make any animal laugh.
[fading away] No!
Do I have an audience with the king this morning?
I love to sway and bounce to the music.
when we used to sneak into church to smooch on this very spot?
Faster, Porky!
Have you seen it? So bulky.
Legend has it, the Eternity Pendant is awakened by proximity to an elf.
[chuckles] Oh, the fun we had.
[gasps] Zog's leaving the church. We must track his progress.
What the... [exhales]
I once knew a charming and brave maiden.
That is so what I want.
[gasps] We can't let the Eternity Pendant fall into the wrong hands.
[clears throat] If we could get to the point of our visit.
If they get that vial, it will be cataclysmic!