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- All right, let's... - Good job.

- So you just want me to go? - Yeah.

"Congrats"? For what? Having sex with you?

I don't know what to say.

He has the best heart.

You just have to be drunk and look hot.

Are you kidding me?

What's up, Dr. Metzner?

I'd become a weird, scary version of myself, and...

- What's up? - Look, I should probably go.

Cheers. I'll come right back to take your order.

Yeah. That just felt wrong.

- You're Patrice, right? - Yes.

I want you to meet Adam.

Well, what are you doing tonight?

I didn't know you were dating someone.

You wanted to know if you could get off early to see your dad,

Yes. I'm having sex.

Hey, someone call Charlie Brown!

and... I think you knew that.

Yeah? Where's the cake?

- It was very good. - It was OK.

Oh, my God. She's getting on the buffet table? That makes...

Don't worry. You're in good hands.

Look... I'm not really an affectionate person.

Don't do that. Don't just disappear like that on me.

What I need is someone who's gonna be in my bed at 2am,

Something like, "Where am I? Why don't you check your underpants."

You're fucking my ex-girlfriend?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't even verb.

but I have this family thing, and I grew up in Ann Arbor.

Did I have sex with anyone in this apartment last night?

I'm doing my residency at the Westwood Teaching Hospital.

- Come on, baby, I got ya! - Don't drop me!

Hello. How can I help you?

Like a real date.

- Got it. - Hurry.

Vinyasa yoga and the Army Ranger workout.

I can't just call him.

Go big or go home.

I actually think that...

You're gonna have to bank it off there. It's all about the geometry.

- No lying. - Those are good ones.

But I got over it. You should, too.

I'm not gonna see you again.

No, we're not stopping.

so you can take this with a grain of salt, but...

Oh. That's crazy. I was like, "What's he gonna say?"

- I'm not supposed to tell anyone. - Yes! Wow!

Yeah, we were just having a romantic night

- Tall? - He's so tall.

- You're kidding? - No.

Where's that girl, Emma? You guys still together?

Yeah, just give me your phone. I'll put it in there.

All right? Hey. Great job.

You're the guy she fucked a couple of times in the handicapped bathroom.

Oh, wow. This is cool. This is a cool space.

- No. - It looks like something happened.

I'm not letting you go.

Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing.

but we'll definitely be there for the wedding on Saturday.

- Like what? - Just something important, OK?

- So make sure you come by. - Yeah.

Think that's gonna last?

...like a dance?

- Is that really what you want? - This Friday.

- Adam? - Oh, here. You want your coat?

And I was in a bush.

Oh, God, I just love Kevin.

Get that shit away from me.

You were gonna ask me something before the break.

It's obvious. I completely love you. There.

You grew up to be a lot smarter than me.

Put it out! I'm not gonna chase you.

Listen, let me take you to a nice birthday dinner tonight.

That you and Emma have sex sometimes. I get it.

- I'm so sorry. - No...

OK, it happened yesterday after the picnic,

When you're married and you do blow...

- Fully clothed spoon. - This is bad.

And I think she really loves me.

- I shook my dick at you? - Yeah.

She drives me crazy.

- I used to write in college, so... - OK.

I can't do this. Could you please take me back to work?