Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

i told you that this was a pijama party.

I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together,

OK, full disclosure:

- Hey, Benji! Good scene. - Cool. Thanks.

You can have the rest.

- Hey, Dad. - Hey.

She's quick. Like a puma.

You look like a pumpkin, bitch!

- Look at my face. - No, I get it. I just...

I work 80 hours a week, doing 36-hour shifts.

Do you think so?

You look beautiful today.

Chuck! Chuck! Will you please fuck off? Please?

Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't come.

Wait, wait, wait. Fuck, fuckety-fuck. What was it? Stop.

It's been a year. It's time to move on.

How do they change these lightbulbs?

You have 45 seconds to cum inside my pussy

- So, that's that story. - Cheers.

I didn't know you were dating someone.

- Do you want to call and just? - Yeah.

Why are you not trying to fuck that girl?

- Happy? - Annoyingly happy, all the time.

- Seriously, it's distracting for me. - Thank you. For reading it.

It was a really nice funeral.

WOW! THIS IS ALL MOVING SO FAST!

but I just need to know how drunk you are."

- Here's our itinerary. - You made me an itinerary?

Boyfriend. And my best friend.

Listen. Hey, nobody knows about this,

I'm incredibly easy to get.

- You should be taking care of him. - I can't do this. I can't do it.

Adam. All right, I'm not the perfect dad.

No, Adam, it's after 10pm.

...if you come any closer,

I moved here a week ago.

My friend, she's having a party. I'm already so late.

- And that's a good idea? - Yeah, it'll be fine.

- You have to come. - No, I don't.

"God, I want to, like, drive over there and tell him in person."

- Hey, Eli. - Hey.

Are you crying?

- Weird. - Wow.

I haven't seen you in... wow.

"There are only two ways to live your life.

I'm so glad you guys could join us for dinner.

- Yeah. - That flippy thing, what was that?

With who? "Bones"? Who's Bones?

Do you have someplace I could put my boner?

- Hey. ...three-two-five-one.

and have sex for, I'm guessing, ten minutes.

and I might start avoiding you in the hallway, that's all.

- Let's not talk about it. - Oh, OK. OK.

- Where are you, Dad? - It's Nemo.

- So tall... - And he's so, like...

...the tomatoes are Australian.

- Happy birthday, happy birthday - Hap... py!

OK. You know, I don't want to freak you out, but...

Yeah, I'm pretty good at this.

Oh, by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show.

- Nice. - Bravo, bravo.

A hungry pioneer lost on the trail.

- OK! Yeah! - Great. Great.

- That's really sweet. Thanks, guys. - Fuck you!

Pick up some of that kettle corn.

- I don't know. - Come on.

Thank you. Yeah, that's... that's funny.

- You wanna go get a coffee? - No, thanks.

She said I should hook up with other people.

I keep bleedin'...

The other, as if everything is a miracle."

A couple hours.

What are you doing?!

Sometimes my neck gets sore…because my brain is so big

Do you think so?

So, when I have to tell someone that someone they loved died,

That's so romantic.

But I do have your pants, so if you want them, come with me.

Yep, I'm definitely gay.

I know. I hurt you. I'm sorry.

and then three months in, my therapist died.

and she looks happy, and...

- Did we do it? - We had sex.

But you should just know that I'm gonna be there right next to her every day,

- You remember when I went to Cabo? - Yeah.

I really like you.

With the height difference?

I don't know why I wasted so much time pretending I didn't care.

- Hey. Nice moves. - Hey.

But there is this extra episode right before the break.