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- Call him. - What? No.
- We were? - Yeah.
It's fake.
Adam, this is an emergency.
You looked great!
Good.
Yeah, Wallace, I got a camera right here, if you just wanna...
I'm fine, I just... You know, I just...
- Dad! - Oh, my God, that's so cute.
You remember my sister, Katie. She's just finishing school here.
Oh, my God. OK. Do you want me to go with you?
...saving people's lives.
Export
I'm doing my residency at the westwood teaching hospital.
Come on.
How are you guys doing?
I promise. It's about to get better.
Happy birthday
I can't. I have to go to work.
- So, you ready for tonight? - Yeah.
and tripping our balls off.
Do you think so?
I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna... Victoria! Hey!
- I made you a Valentine's Day card. - What?
Thank you.
How many?
I'm gonna do a video, I think. Vinyasa Power.
It's weird.
I just had a one-night stand with him when I was 14.
I don't want to have that conversation on the phone.
and he was burying my bare body in the sand.
Ring, ring! It's the pumpkin patch! They want their pumpkins back!
- What was that? - What?
I thought I'd wait till he got here.
I'm Pretty Good At Archery
To be your pappy
- But this... it's just gonna be fun. - OK.
I agree.
I'm so sorry.
Adam.
...then we can all sort of involve ourselves in...
I'm glad you stayed.
- Put that away! - Who are you talking to?
Did you fuck Emma and then bring her a balloon?
after two failed marriages, it's how to eat kitty.
Just take it, or I'm gonna keep singing.
two that I can think of off the top of my head, but...
You know, like, more crunk? Can you work it out? Thanks.
Did you take your Pamprin?
You want to get out of here?
Thank you.
.
People aren't meant to be together forever.
I'm a doctor.
I mean, she wants you to hook up with other girls.
Ground rules. Good idea.
Oh, really? Well, then we just do this
Yes. Coffee's good.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I want you to meet Adam.
Yes.
Yeah, I told her she'd be crazy to not like it.
- What are you doing at a party of frat? - No. I go to MIT,
I'm 58 years old. I've been married three times.
I've got cupcakes.
We probably shouldn't snuggle.
Hey.
- Yeah, that could work. - Yeah, it's not bad. "Hi" is fine.
Go hook up with someone else.
Are you crying?
Wow.
So what happens now?
It was a really nice funeral.
No, you didn't.
Dr. Anseed, three-two-five-one. Dr. Anseed...
- Just have sex with a random woman? - Yeah, go.
- What is it? - Some stupid thing.
Thank you.
Yeah, we should, too. You know...
'Cause I've seen it a thousand times. That's how.
Fine.
It's a mix.
But... there is really no reason
My throat starts constricting, the walls start throbbing.
Adam, you're wonderful.
That's not possible.
But you're not.
OK.
That was kind of an amazing Drew Barrymore.
...naked and crying.
Just thought you should know.
KUSH KUSH
Hey! Hey!
Patrice!
- OK. - Come on. Here. You take that one.
All right, you're out!
because I was, like, obsessively biting my hair,
Emma, time to go!
I love them.
Surprise!
I got it, I got it. Hang on. Here.
I've had a really tough day, so, I just won't...
- We're not pumpkins! - We're ladies!
I don't know.
- What's up? - I have to work.
Will you just take Freckles?
I'm getting married.
I felt like Flavor Flav.
Like, if you really miss me, you need to grow up