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Is everything OK? Are you?
were actually babies?
But we should hang out. Let me just... I'll get your number.
His daughters, Emma and Katie, and his wife, Sandra.
- Come on, just sit down for a second. - Sit down.
This is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin.
- Well, it won't be me. - It won't be me.
- Is that weird? OK. - No.
Thanks.
God, I am single as fuck.
Id like to leave the door open when i pee
Merry Christmas. Happy holidays.
Oh, yeah?
Hey, I was wondering...
Thank you.
But then again, she is a functioning psychotic, so it's like, who knows?
Sari. I told you to play hard to get.
- Happy birthday, happy birthday - Birth... day!
They're not... they're not nice. They're not nice girls.
- Yeah! - So excited!
Must be a nightmare.
- You told me to. - You shouldn't listen to me.
and then I texted you my address, and then you came over.
Sorry, gotta go. So sorry.
It's a classic.
Nice meeting you.
Hey. I'm, like, actually one of those freaks who reads things,
Mom is so excited.
Hohoho
Sorry. Just... quick. Thank you. Beautiful.
Let's just go see him, OK?
You find these perfect guys,
Maybe we don't need to talk about everything.
You were like, "Look at my dick!"
Oh, this? I just threw it together.
- You don't? - No.
Hey, it's Adam.
I'll, like, find my way home. Go. Yeah.
- What? - This was all you.
Yes.
That was really hard to watch.
We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty, dirty, sluts!
Here's my business card. I'm the owner. Me.
Birthday boy
I gotta go. I'm still at work, so...
Actually...
How long do we have till we have to be there?
Look, even if I did like him, it doesn't change what we're doing.
This is really good stuff.
so if you wanted to give it to me, that's cool.
Bye.
- Take care. - Take care, ladies.
Hi, you look nice.
- It's Patrice. - Hey!
You're a really good cook.
- I'm working. - OK.
Come on, it's soup. It's good for your uterus.
Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying:
She's just using me for my car.
I see thousands.
Adam! Franklin!
Can I finger you?
I'd like to start calling you "honey" and "babe."
You're 22. Do you really think you're ready to quit school?
almost every day at the lab.
I gave him some hydrocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller.
These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything.
Yeah, I can come to Ohio.
No jealousy, no staring deeply into each other's eyes.
Yeah, friends with benefits? Fuck buddies?
Can I see Pedro's feather? It ripped off from Scrat's behavior.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Yes! Yes!
- I love you. - I know.
I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents.
Keep bleedin' I keep, keep bleedin'
Sure you do. And that's fine, for now.
There were so many interesting things going on.
Let's make fun of the hung-over naked guy.
Watch and learn.
So I did. I got in my car, and here I am.
Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore.
Let's smoke some weed.
And I think that... you got good at being strong for me.
- Oh, shit. - Yeah.
What? Emma?
- Do you want to get out of here? - Yep.
- Great Scott. - OK.
Yeah, I got it.
You're wonderful.