Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Emma, we have to be in the hospital in ten minutes.

What were you, a cocksman? What do they say?

I'd choose Adam, every time.

Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon?

I don't know. I'll figure it out.

Glad I wore a good bra.

According to Wikipedia, it was founded on July 4th, 1776. After George Washington— I am not fucking done talking.

Go to the nearest bar and have sex with a stranger.

...made you this.

You're always fine.

Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind.

Yeah, I think so.

I mean, not since Vanessa.

Oh, my God. You're touching me. This is so happening.

Hey. Where is he? What happened?

- Hey, do you wanna? - What?

And I think you thought you were at home,

I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me?

You want to grab a muffin or something?

He was like, "No, you're doing that wrong." It was amazing.

You have two gay dads.

- I was a very bad girl on that trip. - You're kidding me?

Do you want to go to my room?

You are not even a woman.

- Yeah. Yes. - Yeah. Good.

and he's bringing Vanessa.

OK. The box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79.

Yeah, and honestly, like, I didn't think that you could write,

Look at my face. What does my face say?

Are you having sex?

Who do you think you are, the old guy from Up?

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- You guys liked it? Like really? - Yeah.

Take care, ladies.

Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant.

You are such an overachiever.

Can you read it for me? Is that weird?

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He doesn't want me to call him.

Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented, but fuck you!

This is very exciting.

It's not crazy. I mean, thank you for reading it.

Happy ho-lidays!

Yeah, we got a lot to do. We got to make up for lost time.

She drives me crazy.

You're gonna need two boxes.

- What? No, I mean... - No, I'm not here without you.

She is so good at impressions.

No, then you did this thing. It was...

I date guys who steal my credit card,

But I love you. I'm totally and completely in love with you,

The bridesmaids had pot.

You know, you shouldn't have gotten her a balloon actually.

- Have you got? - Let's do this.

All right? Be there. Bring anyone you want, all right?

I'll tell him you said that.

So, what'd you write back?

It has been a pleasure.

Isn't that something?

And I date guys who have real problems.

I... I guess I wanted to hear your voice.

- Sorry. - Yeah.

Yeah, just... That'll be easier, switch...

That makes sense.

You're coming tomorrow, right?

'Cause given the choice between Adam and his dad,

My dad invited me to dinner,

I can't keep doing this.

- Are you excited? - Yeah.

You don't even Know me.

I've been ho, ho, hoping that I'd get the chance to talk to you.

Let's take a look and see what we have here.

What's wrong with what we're doing? It's working. We don't have to fight...

I'm gonna do this.

- That's amazing. - Yeah, so she... Yeah.

because my other underwear is dirty.

Are you there? You're not there, are you?

- Mine, too, please. - Certainly.

- Come on. - You can't do Drew Barrymore.

I have to say, this is probably the best birthday dinner ever.

Hey, one more thing.

- It's kind of girly, but nice, huh? - What do you drive?

- Let's... Why don't we? - OK.

He's Mom's friend.

No. You know, I get it, right? That you're sleeping with Emma?