Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have like 15 minutes to get food, so...
Great Scott!
- Good for you. - Adam?
Well, yeah, but...
Yes!
- This is Joy. - I'm Joy. Hi.
We can... I can do better than that.
You texted me that you were dying.
Why are you making him listen to Lil Wayne?
Victoria! Seriously? Like, I can see you smoking right there.
So... I'm pretty good at archery.
I really don't like the Little Wayne. Can't understand what he's saying.
It's just, you've been kind of depressing to be around lately,
...it's the best sex of my life.
That's what hit. Do you think they could remix the song?
I'm gonna do a video.
You have 45 seconds to pull your shit together, OK?
- Hi. How do you do? - How do I what?
That's true.
You know, I worry about you sometimes.
Are you?
Hey, I heard. You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?
you're gonna be having sex with your wife.
Hey.
I like you.
What did you want to talk to me about, anyway?
Oh, by the way...
It's my dad. There's an emergency. He's in the hospital.
No one's ever done that for me before. Do it again.
Here we go.
- All right. Well, what'd she text you? - "Hi."
You're wearing actual long johns? What?!
OK.
that, of course, the song was "It Was You."
Your sister's wedding thing?
Great job.
You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it.
You feeling any better?
Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads.
Bye.
Me too.
Oh, fuck.
That's adjective.
It's gonna be OK.
Just keep up the good work, ladies.
Don't drop me.
Who? Adam?
OK.
So, how did I get here?
Oh, well... thank you. I didn't know you were dating someone, Emma.
What are you doing?
Frank Sinatra.
I'll just be over here if you need me.
but I wanted to tell you in person.
Oh, we're not.
We're gonna have to come up with some new rules.
- He what? - The Purple Drank.
I'll call you in the morning.
- Yeah. I stuck it in. - Wow.
God, I’m single as fuck
- What is he, a drifter? - No.
If anybody asks, this is a Seeing Eye dog.
So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me,
Look, I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship.
Great.
I've got six pictures of my cock on my phone,
And the thing about fucking in a Prius
Was I like charming and funny when I told you?
That's weird. You just pulled up
And she's gonna fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress.
Oh, my God, I'm so hungry.
But he has this...
- Hey. - Yeah.
"Hey, I want to have sex with you,
- I'm gonna hold your hand. - Wow. This is all moving so fast.
It was a nice funeral.
Don't call my penis cute.
Screw the customers.
- Thanks. - Cozy.
You need help?
That comes later, baby.
is that you don't have to feel guilty afterwards.
What did you want to talk to me about, anyway?
What hospital?
I know this might be hard, but just because I'm your ex-girlfriend
That's very impressive.
Why?
Oh, you know what? I need a napkin. Can I just borrow this one?
- Great job. Great job... - Wait. What are, people?
You need to get even. Go have sex with one of his ex-girlfriends.
And you're gonna think back to this moment,
I'm a mess.
I mean, great.
Madukurayyyy.
Yeah, it's... You don't want to be late.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
'Cause I'm so happy
- Really? - So... Yeah.
You don't remember my name, do you?
I can almost see where your muscles go.
Google Maps. Nice.
Did you have a good time last night?
using big words...
I have played before,
You're right.
Ow! Don't! Don't!
She was like screaming and crying last night.
- You're getting married. - I'm getting married!
I don't want to go home.
Thank you.
Look at my dick!!!!!
Why didn't she tell me?
How do you do?
Adam.
but I'm not prepared to say that we didn't.
You can't fight me, you're miniature. You're like a girl Rick Moranis.
You look amazing.
Excuse me! Excuse me! You can't do that here.
I combined them.
Oh, Adam.
Oh, sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact.
Wanted to see if you wanted to hang out again.
I didn't know that my body could handle that much pain.