Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was a nice funeral.
- What do you want to do? - Something crazy.
- Yeah. Don't write that. - Yeah!
Even ugly women.
You're so dope. Did you know that about yourself?
Oh, beautiful! Beautiful!
Good. I was hoping we could do this a lot more.
Twice.
...why they call him Bones.
Yeah, friends.
Shira, chocolate. Now.
Well, you guys are doing a really good job.
No.
You wanna come with me?
Oh, I'm gonna confirm. For sure.
It's Seven-Up, cough syrup and a Jolly Rancher.
'Cause if you want any pointers, you know...
You probably hear that all the time.
Yes. Thank you.
Come on, quick, before I get a hernia!
You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?
Thanks. My sister's getting married.
you think so?
I don't know. I heard your show is tonight. Congratulations.
- I thought that's what you said. - But no flowers, OK?
Do you think that you have red velvet in there?
Hello?
It's like a peanut allergy, like... an emotional peanut allergy.
- What happened? - Oh, my.
Yeah.
Watch and learn.
- Where's? - She went home.
You got...
Me too.
You told me about it last night.
It's like a crime scene in my pants.
- We're so proud of you. - Make a wish.
- Not your job. - Yeah.
But I'd just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old T-shirts.
- But... - Yes, she does.
That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine
I'd have sex with a pioneer. For sure.
That's...
Your mom.
- You have? - Yeah, a lot of other people.
Emma, think about your career. Do not do this.
It's gonna be fun.
*that hunk over there* *looks really familiar*
You know, I didn't think that it was gonna be so...
- Was that fun, or what? - So fun.
Great Scott. That's funny stuff.
- Yes, we know that. - We heard.
"Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
- When Benji and Sari did the kiss... - They committed to it.
We're professionals.
Got a cocktail for the ladies.
.
- I don't have to go. - No. No, go. Have fun, really.
Oh. I also...
She drives me crazy
- Go. - Now.
You're right. Let's smoke some weed.
I'll go have sex with someone, too.
Yeah. I really liked it.
Do I curse too much?
Feel that?
Come on. It's OK.
I'll come with you.
he's like, "Great Scott"? No?
Yeah. Wow! Do you go here? Why?
Is that you?
What are you gonna do? You're never gonna feel anything?
Look.
Adam, I wanted to tell you. I was just about to tell you.
Well, I can't date you, either. 'Cause you're not my dad's type, so...
- Wait. - I'm seriously in love with you.
I haven't seen her in two weeks, so...
Where are my pants?
I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
Can we not tell everyone?
Emma.
Well, we're kind of in a rush, so it was good seeing you.
Look, Katie.
when your friend stopped by from work.
- They're fantastic. - No, this.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Yeah. He was with... with a girl. It was his girlfriend.
Why? So I can wear makeup and act perfect all night?
Did I just say "What's up" to Stephen Metzner?
Adam.
mainly 'cause you're just... so beautiful.
I just friended you. Do you think you're gonna confirm or ignore?
That's like trading an iPod for a 8 track.
This is my fault. I should not have made you soup.
*that hunk over there* *looks really familiar*
Jesus. I don't know where to start. My dad's...
You're not gonna hurt me.
- Oh... - OK.
Yeah. So, how's the show going?
You're wearing Long Johns?
That's my Christopher Walken.
so why am i naked in your room? it's kind of a long story