Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guys, you get a five-minute warning.
Does your insurance cover invasive procedures?
- What? - I'll go on a date with you.
I don't get my own milkshake?
He'll call in the morning.
No. I'm an assistant.
Today and I'll tell you why
and I'm still pretty high on the cough syrup,
Very pretty here.
I also hate war.
I feel like I'm talking too much about this, but...
Very funny. Hit me.
Dad!
You see, we were at Burning Man.
Hey. You can't call me and tell me that you miss me.
Adam, don't you think it's been weird for me, too?
I'm sorry.
It was a nice funeral.
What? Did you tell him?
because you know I'll be your friend, no matter what.
*that hunk over there* *looks really familiar*
Because it's kind of weird.
It's been eight months, Dad.
Hey, would you ever? I...
I'm just studying for the doctor test.
- Oh, crap. - Katie, who's Bones?
I have to...
We're sex friends.
I got...
- Already? - Yeah.
It's my day!
We'll just ignore it.
OK.
- Just from a purely logical aspect... - What are you doing?
You verb?
- Thank you. - So, you're a paid writer.
for you to bring a child into this world,
It's OK.
- Leave me alone. - You leave me alone.
I had a one-night stand with him when I was 14.
- We're just hanging. - Thank you.
Keep, keep bleedin' love
And what were you dressed as?
Hi.
"Even Flow," "Red Red Wine."
Even if it's dressed up like a Care Bear,
No. Do not call anyone. Just read it and tell me what you think.
That's what I do.
That is a chair.
since you're acting like children already.
- Oh, boy. - Especially because, well,
...I'm falling...
- I love you. - That's good.
Megan listens to me. Sometimes.
- OK. - Remember, we're sluts!
Happy birthday!
Drink.
- I'll take it off. - You know what? I'll take it off.
This is our friend, Patrice.
- I know, so that was kind of a bummer. - Whoa.
- This is amazing. - Oh, you make... Hey!
Like boats?
Boo!
I love it when we're all on the same cycle.
Yeah, sorry. What were you gonna?
- Yes. - Look, in ten years from now,
I hope it's OK that I got your address from the W-4.
I just love Kevin so much, you know?
Happy birthday Kushh
- We're sex friends. - Yeah. Yes, we are.
Hey.
When he finally goes down on you but his tongue game be weak af BHCMD
Oh, my God.
"Great Scott!"
How drunk was Megan? She tried to hump my leg.
- You said no flowers. - That's pretty cute.
Jesus.
Because I love you.
oops
- Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. - Hi. Come in.
Hey, Adam.
- Anyone special? - No.
Yeah, that's probably easier.
You're up.
And I'm feeling like I want to see other people.
Wait. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Oh, my God. This is happening. Is this really happening?
She needed a place to stay because, you know, her landlord is such a D-bag.
...I respect you.
What?
Yes, I do. Perfect.
- I combined them! - Wow. That's very impressive.
Thank you.
- We were never together. - Oh, that's right. Friends...