Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK. Yes. Good. We are getting laid tonight, right?

I already texted him.

- Yeah, I could do that. - Good.

- She's just so hot. - I know how hot she is.

Take me to Adam's house.

- What's that supposed to mean? - It just is true.

Did you think we had sex? Oh, my God, we did not have sex.

I grew up in Ann Arbor.

Like, "Boo! Here comes my dick."

All right. Everybody smile.

Yeah, he read it, and he gave you notes, and...

You know what? Just help me.

Hey! That's cheating.

I'm gonna take that thing away.

And this is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin.

Go big or go home. There'll be hearts,

- Can we try again? - Sure. Mulligan.

Keep bleedin', I keep, keep bleedin' love

Just an old BMW. Five series. Right there.

I'll take a look at it, sure. And then I'll call somebody.

Happy birthday Kush

- Found it! - Oh, great.

I want you to meet Adam.

So, to Burning Man?

Just to hang out.

- No. Sorry. - You didn't.

OK, you're gonna fight me. Yeah? Is that what you're gonna?

Look at my dick!

OK. Well, we should head out, so...

The bad news is, Megan is remarkably drunk.

- Did you just open the car door for me? - Yes, I did.

I guess I just didn't want to feel like this.

I'll take a cab.

You're a big guy. Do you work out?

I told you not to come. It's not safe in here.

- That was such a fail on my part. - It's OK...

Do you know that girl?

Oh, yeah. You're such a wimp.

- which is, yeah, totally fine. - Thank you.

'cause now that I'm saying it out loud, it does sound crazy.

If we were in a relationship,

And I'm gonna laugh in your face, Adam. I'm sorry, but it's what I'm gonna do.

- Really? - Yeah.

Adam, you want to come back strong here. Go from a position of power.

We're counting on you here, man. Man up, man!

Kind of a sample.

No, of course not. Why would I think that?

You have to be drunk and look hot.

- OK. - Condoms.

It was all right. Nothing special.

- I am not a wimp. - Well, then be with me!

My parents are getting a divorce, that's why I had to go to camp, so...

- Definitely. - Good.

One, as if nothing is a miracle.

Emma, rounds. Hey, Adam.

OK, get in your car and drive away.

No, no, it was... it was exciting.

Your girlfriend here is a very talented doctor.

That's probably easier.

- so don't say anything to anyone. OK? - All right, I won't.

It's just... This is...

This is a frat party.

So unprofessional. But I read your script.

Why don't you go find some other girl who's not gonna hurt you?

Girls dressing up for the Pumpkin Patch

"I've Got The World On A String."

I'm glad to see you.

For David, there was no bigger miracle than his family.

Hello, everyone.

OK. OK, this is getting a little too realistic.

I didn't know you were dating someone.

- Are you serious? - Yeah, go...

Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

How is your dad?

- He's OK. - Good.

Do you want to take it off yourself?

Can I get you a dri?

But we don't look anything like pumpkins.

I can almost see where your muscles go.

Look at my face.

Yeah. Pecking at it with my... fire beak.

- I didn't have the courage. - Oh, my God. This is amazing.

And then I just thought,

- You probably hear that all the time. - Not that much.

- and I'm the guy that gets laid. - I can't get laid?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't even have to have breakfast with her.

And this is Lisa.

- No sports or working out for a while. - Dr. Metzner?

Come on, hit me. Give me your best shot.

and we were just jamming ideas and goofing around