Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll take you upstairs and throw you out the window.
- Time? - 8:30.
Won't happen. Max is teaching a summer course at the University of Toronto.
He likes me. He's perfect. I'll never see him again.
It took me two seconds to tell you I don't care. That's as quick as I get.
who will love me and make me happy.
This is the biggest thing to happen to me, possibly for the rest of my life.
It contains the phone number of my cousins in Korea...
I'm mad because my girlfriend doesn't have time for me.
Stopped calling?
Did your mother mention if they were coming?
I've been a camp counselor, organized a senior literacy program...
- Lemony. - Yes.
You can't change who they are. You won't get anywhere trying to.
This is about Harvard.
- You did? Which one? - Marry Meme's.
I could help you organize your extracurricular activities...
'My life meant nothing until you used my toothbrush. '
I'll have the Luke's-giving-Lorelai- a- migraine meal.
- Oh, yeah. I know. - I started volunteering in fourth grade.
- Do you know? - No, I don't know!
- I had a really lousy night. - Oh, sorry.
My parents would really like to have lunch...
Mom.
- It really hurts. - I'm not discussing this.
someone's drunk, or with someone's wife, and a chicken Kiev lands on the cake.
Cards and letters, full of hope and 'see you soon. '
- Lane probably thinks I forgot about her. - You want me to tell her you haven't?
Do not be sorry. What happened tonight was inevitable.
- Maybe I won't go to college. - You have to go.
'I'll be a troop leader. ' The only catch is it's summer, camping season.
Have I told you I'm going to miss you?
$35?
I can't even imagine what that must feel like.
- You'll go to summer school thrice a week. - You knew about that.
Don't look up. Pay attention to your surroundings.
I know, and I appreciate it.
He's the one with the early plane. We don't have to go anywhere.
Look what's happened to her over the last year.
What do you mean? What loses its cool factor in 12 hours?
She wouldn't pretend, to not kill the surprise?
They don't, but they do need an accordion player...
- She's not insane. She just sounds it. - Okay.
No tossing of the Jordan almonds. I repeat, put the almonds down.
We were supposed to hang out, I told him I couldn't.
- Move in where? - Move in with you.
I can't get over this.
you've never been happy for me. And that hurts, Mom.
- I should have known not to tell Mom. - You were trying to be nice.
- How's it sound? - Great.
Marina, the door, please.
- It is. - I understand. I'm hip, okay?
We'll have to eat quickly. Your father has an early flight tomorrow morning.
I built a house yesterday.
I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but we don't communicate very well.
Well, I think that's very nice.
You'll have to give up your dream of majoring in logging.
You and Mom can continue the Rory's-building-a-house routine.
- I've been volunteering for them for years. - Really? You just love the overalls?
Go back to the cooking room.
It's for charity.
Then my mouth got mad 'cause no mouth likes to have its nose rubbed in it.
Pass the bread.
That's it? That's the instructions?
- I thought it was just for eye candy. - That, too.
Hope she wasn't insulted.
- Thanks. I'll see you tonight. - Wait. One sec.