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I'm through ranting. I'll have an acceptance meal and a side of fries.
- You better be. - Just don't let her change the date.
Look at all this. Isn't it beautiful?
I'm not going to Harvard. I couldn't care less about Harvard.
- Jackson, you're hilarious. - I am?
Look out!
- Called him. - And?
My mother even offered you her wedding dress.
- Juny and Momo? - Just an example.
Okay.
You're right, it's a good thing. Nice. Keeps your halo shiny.
You are way too emotional for this.
I don't know, I just need to do something.
Of a retired circus couple?
- And then there's the full-on Diana. - Right.
Oh, for Pete's sake.
- Grandma, would you like... - Yes, please.
That must be nice to have that.
I'm a grown woman. I do not need my mother's blessing to be happy.
Paris has been accumulating them since she could walk.
- Right. Okay, I got to go. - Hey, Henry...
Lucy, get off of Jenny's train. All right, bouquets up.
- I'm so sorry, Rory. - I'm sorry, too.
Then they gave me this.
- I was all wigged out when I got home. - You had all the right to be.
- Soon. - When is soon?
Your cure for cancer's almost finished.
Sure, I'm great at spreading the joy. What will you have?
Why not go to a wedding dress place and try a real veil on?
Did I mention the bookstore for some hours?
What sort of mind forms that reaction to: 'Hey, Mom, I'm getting married'?
Telling her I was getting married to a wonderful guy...
Do you know how it felt for me to tell you that I was getting married...
- Deal. - Good. I have to go.
I'm not going to be home late. Listen, I would reconsider calling Dean.
But people have to live in these houses. They may have kids, pets, or breakables.
By 10, I was leading my first study group. The youngest person in the group was 12.
You think I need a piano to fall on my head?
Something that's supposed to start nice. Two people promising each other:
- It's just dressed up a little. - You dressed up a hammer?
There's nothing like a wedding to screw up a family.
Yes, I will think of it like that. That is exactly how I will think of it.
Stop it. This is important.
From all you've told me about your parents...
But there's also a longer one that may be interesting.
- and the ways of making a wife happy. - Dirty talk.
Maybe she'll think about it and call you and say she's sorry.
Hey.
It makes you giddy in a sappy kind of way, doesn't it?
three of my sweaters, and one Viva Glam lipstick.
When something bad happens to me...
And music.
- Honey, calm down. - I'm not prepared. I will never catch up.