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I'll catch him, you know, at a swap meet or somethin'.
This is no work little Hannah Montana!
When some bitch starts blasting the same Reggaeton beat
♪ And I'm black, y'all And I'm black, y'all
Any person who'd defile America's pastime
♪ And I'm blacker than black And I'm black, y'all
Answer me this.
The only problem was, so did Dead Mike.
1988 2006
Peace! I hate this job. This ain't no job for no black man!
Where's my daredevil vhs motherfucker?
[♪ Hurricane (feat Beastie Boys): Stick 'Em up]
- [telephone] - 976-DISS.
On the platform and help Essentially Their Big titty Sarah Big Dick
Bitch, what could be more comfortable than what you already got on?
[number pad beeps]
No more kung fu panda for a decade
That's a great concept, guys. I'm liking that. Next call.
Albert, I don't like this scene.
At other concerts where they have rat heads, cat heads being bit off,
That's what I thought. How come you're not workin'?
They sold more records than Elvis Presley and Coretta Scott King combined.
♪ Catch a break and blow it up like TNT
♪ Stab Master
I got my message right here, black man.
[cheering]
- ♪ Hey, yo, Doug put your valleys on - ♪ What
My ass was behind MC Hammer's head in U Can't Touch This.
- Fuck this. - Otis?
All right, it's about time for CB4 to head back to the stage.
[sound of tape rewinding]
What's happenin'?
My mother won't even speak to me.
Is the conjugal room still green?
Now, listen, motherfucker. I'm runnin' shit.
Cfugj
Stepping outside in Vegas like..
Say CB4! Say CB4!
♪ I fucked your sister, I fucked your cat
♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up in the air
Lizzie McGuire
I'm outta here, man.
♪ Yeah
None of this is real, so we got to stay grounded in reality.
evil influences invaded our castle,
Hi. I'm Sissy.
You're the one who's getting fancy with the bearglove!
- Fix that tape, man! - I'm sorry.
welcome to the terrordome b**ch terrordone b**ch
Damn It. More for me then.
♪ That the girl look fly but she don't give me no play ♪
Now you're layin' dead. But we ain't settled this yet, right?
[Baa Baa Ack talking]
Ultra M!
E I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
and how it gives everybody a chance to make it.
I don't know why you want me to knock you out, but so be it!
- Hey, excuse me. - What's up, baby? How can I help you?
1976 1993
That's not it. Here, let me try.
This is not going to work, Little Hannah Montana and Coke
When I heard them chant his name, I figured he won't need it anytime soon.
1976 1993
this is no work, oh bob saget
- Yeah, who this? - Hi, Gusto.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
1976 1993
- Yo, I wanna... - Man, let's get out of here.
Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)
That ain’t him.
What A Nightmare What A Nightmare
Freeze!
You were in trouble when you decided being Albert Brown wasn't good enough.
blowing up balloons or children's animals.
OK, I'll get down on my hands and knees. I'll play your little game.
why don't you meet me at the Honeyroll Hotel
1973 2003
Hannah Montana gets slapped in the back of the head (2008)
Yeah, I'm lickin' your balls.
Give your grandma a big kiss!
welcome to the terrordome b**ch terrordone b**ch
She don't know where to get the real big dick.
I love it, I love it, GOLD, GOLD, GOLD
- Want me to hold the wheel? - Get close to the motherfucker.
Bearglove
I really appreciate it.
It's lovely. All right, till tomorrow.
- Yeah? - It's right over here.
My name is Malik from the Tan City Sun and I'd like to know
Man, those were the days.
You aware they might be arrested for indecency tonight?
- So how you doin', Grandma? - How you doin'?
I woulda fucked your mom but the bitch is too fat
I wanna suck this like a neck bone.
Ask Michael J Fox what he's doin' for the yuppies?
procasc ascasc
If you can't trust me, you can't Trustus.
♪ You know it, G
You're the one who's getting fancy with the bearglove!
♪ Off a cliff, I'm drivin'you over
CB4! CB4! CB4!
♪ I fuck your sister, I fuck your cat
.
PoPoPoPo with bglove
This is no work little Hannah Montana!
♪ Tryin' to get our hands on some dollars and cents...
Madagascar (2005)
Probably just wanna kiss your ass!
I love you.
Why don't you holler at my WWWW listeners? Give 'em a holler.
On the motherfuckin' stage!
1976 1993 i know you see looking at me when you already know I wanna die in hell you already know I wanna die in hell you already know
[phone]
- I got bills to pay. - Why don't you take this to a carwash?
♪ We've been outsmarted We believe in our song and
♪ Cos I'm coming to slit your motherfuckin' throat