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I'm not married. I'm not married.
[gasping] Oh, oh, oh.
All: Cindy Lou.
♪ Hava ♪
♪ Nagila ♪
That's right, Avery said no binders, so no binders it is.
- Yes. - Get outta here.
[overlapping dialog]
♪ Uru ahim be-lev sameah ♪
Rachael: Who thinks we should break some glass?
All: Mazel tov!
- That's kind of sad. - Oh, my God.
That would have been beautiful.
We just peed on a stick. It's early days.
♪ I'm waiting ♪
I know what you're doing.
♪ ♪
Stop it. Rabbi Rachael.
Mommy, where's Daddy?
- Uh-oh. - Who invited your Aunt Brina?
I hate her and I hate her stupid fuckin' family.
- We are, we are, we are. - Let your hear grow big
I don't want to be married. I don't want to be married.
Why did he have to pull me aside and make it all about him?
Woman: Ohh.
Lots of room.
Stop right there. That's good.
♪ I'm waiting ♪
I told Ali about the baby.
♪ Uru ahim be-lev sameah ♪
Man: Let's welcome to the stage
- and it just... we wanted to... - They're Facebook friends?
I wanted her to be nicer to you.
These are your people.
And you're... you're Facebook friends?
♪ Hava neranenha ♪
with a Google alert,
so that's why I haven't been by to see her.
♪ Uru ahim ♪
Okay, good. Well, by all means,
I love you, too.
Go back to the boat.
but here you are.